Joyanna Adams

Nobody's Opinion

The Grass is Green—What’s that Mean? GOLF!

Nobody Knows

—That I am a golf brat. It was my father’s daily pastime and my mother’s favorite game to hate. I was bought up on the fact that golf will ruin a man…My father played 18 holes a day, and 74 on weekends, even when it snowed.  My parents fought like cats and dogs for over 40 years, untill one day, after she retired from working…my mother got hooked on it to0.

Why my father didn’t get her hook on it sooner, I’ll never know. It would have saved me hours of listening to my mom complain about…”GO GET YOUR FATHER! HE”S STILL ON THE GOLF COURSE!”

Okay mom. —Yeah, the course was a few blocks away. I got pretty good at dodging golf balls.

So, I’ve seen a lot of golf shots in my day..but nothing like this.

Somebody blew on this ball…or it had some kind of magnet in it. Come on. This cannot be real….and who has a name like FUZZY? Did Fuzzy forget to take the trick golf ball out of his bag?

 

March 21, 2012 Posted by | Golf, humor, Sports | , | 2 Comments

Nobody’s Perfect: The Southside Chicago Parenting Style of the Obamas

Nobody’s Perfect

While President  “I deserve to be reelected” Obama, and his wife “I teach my children Southside Chicago Values” Michelle, are actually in the White House for the next few hours, their daughter Malia is down in Mexico with the rest of the 1% mostly white rich kids who come from all the elite colleges,  to party on spring break.

Our own country is not near exotic enough for the sex and beer orgies of the college kids anymore, and since NAFTA is all about free trade, our rich parents now send their kids down to Mexico to party.

But wait…Malia is not a college kid. She’s 13. (Malia Ann Obama – initials MAO, like Communist China’s Chairman MAO. ) Evidently she has reached puberty and so mom and dad decided to let her go take 12 of her friends and join in the college Mexican orgy of sex and beer….at our expense.

WTF? Says the average American who cannot afford to even send their kids to college let alone to Mexico to party. And WTF? How much is this going to cost the taxpayers?

Here’s a response from a reader at Glenn Beck’s site:  

This is the most absurd thing from the White House and Marie Antoinette wannabe yet. A 13-year-old needs to go on spring break on the taxpayer dime when there are children who are too hungry to go school and people who cannot afford the gas to drive their children to McDonalds. Sorry, my mistake, McDonalds is poison, Mexico – safe haven. This is immoral. What a spoiled little rich brat. I don‘t give a tinker’s dam about her safety that’s a problem for the Marxist in Chief and Marie Antoinette junior. The entitlement mentality is in the genes. What a direct slap in the face to the American people. The rich should pay more taxes right? Let’s decrease the presidential travel budget for the most arrogant unfeeling piece crap God ever put on earth. What a joke these people are and to Mexico of all places. Then again, why not. Fast and furious kingpin Obama and Holter are in bed with the Mexican drug cartel. The mafia princess will be safe.

Nobody SAYS: I love reading other people’s opinion. As you can see, most of America is appalled that any parent would send their daughter to witness a drunken sex orgy, even WITH 25 body guards. (Come on..how much are we paying the whole Mexican police force?)  

Not to mention, if anything happens to the President’s daughter, we would have to fork out millions to save her. OR worse, go to war for his mistakes.

Michelle Obama told David Letterman recently that she has passed her Southside Chicago values on to her children. So, we can assume that Southside Chicago values include making sure your daughter experience  her budding sexuality in the finest manner: Sex is good. Getting drunk is fun: and it’s your body MAO , so be sure you have contraception, you don’t want to be burdened with a baby at 13.

No, as parents, most of us would agree that Michelle and Barack are not good role models, but as you can see—liberals believe that they are special: they want their children to experience all the life that they possibly can. Want to sit on a snake baby? Okay! Want to sit on an alligator? Okay! Want to go to the dangerous country Mexico and pick up boys! Okay!

Our own state department warns Americans about going to Mexico:

“Crime and violence are serious problems throughout the country and can occur anywhere. U.S. citizens have fallen victim to TCO activity, including homicide, gun battles, kidnapping, carjacking and highway robbery.”

UPDATE: AND—a 7.5 earthquake just hit 119 miles north of where Malia is staying.

Good thing Obama told the press to take down the story on his daughter…since we are paying for the trip, Americans would like to know how much fun Malia had screaming while the ground beneath her rocked back and forth. We would like to know if those Southside Chicago values told her how to survive an Earthquake.

I doubt it. But you can be sure that one of the Southside Chicago Values is this:Spend as much of everybody else’s money as you possibly can because someday, their money will be gone. 

Right MAO?

March 20, 2012 Posted by | Michelle Obama, Obama, taxes, The rich | , , , , , | 5 Comments

Eric Holder Suggests Fast and Furious Propaganda

Nobody Reports

The Democrats LOVE to throw up the “Nazi” label to most everyone but themselves, but here we have proof that Eric Holder has taken a page directly out of Joseph Goebel’s bible of propaganda: repeat, repeat, repeat your message, and don’t stop with the propaganda…in fact start with the children. Get them “brainwashed” while they are young.

Make sure that every little child in the Uuited States think guns are bad, and  not “cool.”

They have to disarm America in order to control it. If Obama gets reelected, there is no doubt that the final push for “gun control” will just be mandated. Notice how tyranny is sold: Whatever they want you do to, it’s for …the good of the people.

Hey…communisn 101 comes to America in the form of “Hope and Change.” Whenever you hear Obama say “HE CARES”……that’s you’re cue that more of your freedom will be lost.

Remember..Hitler took the guns.

So what’s the good news? This was made in 1995, which means, Eric is not making much progress…guns are being sold at high levels all over the United States.

I can’t wait till this guy is gone as fast and as furious as he came in….can you?

March 19, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Gun Control, Uncategorized | , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Reviews: Jack Abramoff

 

Nobody’s Opinion

 Jack Abramoff…not exactly a household name. I heard Jack on Michael Savage not too long ago.  If you watch Jay Leno, you know that not many people even know who our Vice President is, let alone who Jack Abramoff was.

Jack Abramoff…was one of the best lobbyist in history…and he hasn’t been out of jail for long. (2010)

Jack told Michael that the time he spent in jail made him realize, that even though in his job as a high paid lobbyist, he committed “crimes,” he never saw it that way at the time. Giving Congressmen money and gifts was just part of every good lobbyist’s job.

“What I did not consider then, and never considered until I was sitting in prison, was tha contributions from parties with an interest in legislation are really nothing but bribes. Sure, it’s legal for the most part. Sure, everyone in Washington does it. Sure, it’s the way the system works. It’s one of Washington’s dirty little secrets but it’s bribery just the same. “

After reading Jacks’ new book, Capitol Punishment, you realize that our whole political system is run on corruption and bribes, and you start wondering how much money is being given to Presidential candidates for their campaigns, not only from US companies, but from foreign countries?

And what do those foreign countries expect in return? Bill Clinton’s Presidential Library was practically built by donations from the Saudi Kings. What did he do for them? The same Saudi donations went to George W. Bush ‘s Presidential Library…what? Are we not drilling for oil so that President’s can have billons dollar monuments— so that they can be immortalized forever… by Saudi Kings?

Nobody Wonders about that…a lot.

Jack tells you in the book just how easy it was for a Russian leader to give a million dollars to Tom Delay by losing in a round of golf.

For those of you, who like me, had no clue what Jack Abramoff did to go to jail: He was accused of stealing money from the various Indian Casinos. Jack was hired by many of them to lobby Congress on their behalf –to help them… 1. KEEP the profits they made…and 2. make more.

For his hard work, Jack got paid around $300,000 a year….(the average for lobbyists) but in his estimation, he saved them billions.

Jack was a superman when it came to getting things done: to bribe Congressmen, he would get them the best tickets in town to any sports game going on: take them on trips around the world to play golf, and then make all his contacts (which were in the thousands) give Congressmen big fat checks..in other words…the whole culture of Washington is set up in bribes. Big businesses pay big bribes to big Congressmen, who vote this way or that on some big project.

It also runs major league sports teams too it seems, but that’s another blog.

That’s how Washington is run: You give to me, I’ll see that the government stays off your back, or as in GE’s case…you don’t have to pay any taxes. Or you can get out of Obamacare… Or in the case of Solyndra…you give Obama campaign money, and Obama will give you billions of taxpayer dollars.

So,…the very men that Jack gave big money to put in their campaign coffers, turned around and helped put him in jail. The question is why?

In an honest world, he should have gone to jail..but then, so should every lobbyist and every Congressmen in Congress. No matter what you think of Blogo’s hair, he is telling the truth.

When it comes to selling Obama’s senate seat. They ALL do it.  Just about everything in Washington has a price, and the Congressmen do not think taking money for their vote is illegal. For instance, Jack gives an example:

Congressman Bustamante once said to Jack:

“The Defense Department is planning to place a new naval base in the Gulf of Mexico, and I want it for my district. I hear they are looking at Florida instead. If I get that base, you get the votes. (for his casino) If I don’t, you don’t. The votes are from the Hispanic Caucus and they are solidly in my control. What do you say?”

I must admit: the book is not what I expected. It’s mostly a testimony for a life that wasn’t all that bad, a man justifying to the world that what he did, was mostly good stuff. He built Jewish schools. He helped organized the Republican Party in all states of the nation. He helped Ronald Reagan get in the White House. He was great friends with Grover Rehnquist, Mark Levin, and Tom Delay.

He’s not so enamored of Newt Gingrich, John McCain, or George Clooney, who once said on the Golden Globes awards, “What kind of parents would name their kid “Jack” when his name ends in ‘off?’ No wonder that guy is screwed up!”

It drove his daughter to tears.  

Yes, Jack lets you know all that goes into being a lobbyist, and what the book does do, is make you think about the whole concept of “lobbying.” You come away with the impression that— “Okay, we now know they all took bribes..but what does Jack leave out?”

Prostitutes? Drugs? What? I’m convinced that Jack Abramoff knows more than he will ever tell because he loves his family. He’s not about to risk his life, or theirs.   He swam with the sharks, he was the shark, and somewhere along the line, they went after him…because he knew too much.

And he was a devote Jew. I don’t know why, but I wouldn’t rule out his devotion to his religion as being a target. Somewhere along the line, and once in a while…our most corrupt politicians throw someone to the sharks..just to keep themselves out of jail. And the ones they throw into jail: know too much, or don’t follow orders.

If you don’t have time to read the book: go to the last chapter. Jack makes excellent suggestions:

“The reason there are tens of thousands of lobbyists is because the ever expanding federal government creates ever increasing opportunities of abuse. The more the federal does, the more lobbyists there will be to protect special interest at the expense of the common interest. “

“We need to eliminate any contribution by those lobbying the government participant in a federal contract or otherwise financially benefitting from public funds. If you get money or perks from elected officials be you a company, a union, an association, a  firm, or an individual, you shouldn’t be permitted to give them so  as one dollar.”

“Lobbyists should be banned from contribution to official organization and campaign funds. They should be banned from gift given as well.”

“Post public service lobbying employment needs to be eliminated. If you choose to serve in Congress or on a congressional staff, you should be barred for life from working for any company, organization or association which lobbies the federal government. “

Nobody Says—They should throw in that Presidential Advisors can’t get cushy jobs on major televisions networks to “lobby” the American people either for their X- bosses :  Dana, Rove–Mathews, Stephanopoulos…

“If you choose public serve choose it so serve the public. not your bank account. “

“Representatives should be allowed to serve for three terms of two years, senators for two terms of six year then they should get out of town.”

 “Apply every federal law enacted by Congress to the Congress itself. “

Anyone can see that these are excellent…and this Nobody hopes Jack continues now to use his “gifts” for lobbying every one he knows…to keep our Constitution.

The Constitution could use a good lobbyist right now. If Jack wants redemption…Nobody suggests Jack  starts with saving that, before it’s sold to Saudi’s for a future Obama Presidential Library.  THAT would be an honest day’s work, and a much better legacy.

March 19, 2012 Posted by | Congress, conspiracy, corruption, criminals, democrats, GE, Obama, Presidents, Ronald Reagan, White House | , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Email: The IRISH Beer Commercial

Nobody Gets Email

I just got this, this morning. And since last week I posted a Japanese Beer commercial, and an American Beer commercial, what’s one more? Here’s one from the Brits..or Irish, well, whoever makes the Guinness Beer.

It’s not much different from the American, where the men are made to look really stupid, but it does have a clever twist to it.

ENJOY!

(Thanks to amfortas) PS…Great dog.

March 18, 2012 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment

The Duchess VS Obama

Nobody Reports

It’s been said that women are fainting all over the country, whenever they come close to Obama. But today, Obama went to a pub, to drink beer because it’s the one day he will admit he has Irish blood. There were no reports of any one fainting…

BUT…overseas, in the real land where the celebrating is authentic, we now see Obama has some competition. While the Duchess of Cambridge put a shamrock on the noble beast Conmeal…some poor guy just couldn’t take the excitement.

As you can see, they just left him lying there. The ceremony was MUCH too important.

March 17, 2012 Posted by | humor | | 1 Comment

Would YOU River Dance to the Caucuses?

Nobody’s Happy St. Patty’s Day Message.

After you have read Angela’s Ashes, and wondered why when the Irish ran out of potatoes, they didn’t just go catch some fish— when you see this dance you know why they starved. Obviously, the Irish don’t like to move very far when they walk. In fact, they prefer to take steps in one spot, so as to be near the closest keg of beer.

How did the Irish come up with this dance? Where the bars so small that no one dared to dance out of their little space, least they find themselves outside in the mud?

Whatever the reason, it’s fun to watch…and it also gave me a good idea. If we demanded that every welfare recipient under the age of 45 had to perform a RIVER DANCE every time they applied for their check, we’d have a lot of very slim welfare recipients in Mississippi, the fattest state in the union. Michelle is going about this weight loss thing the wrong way. Make all the kids in grade school learn to River Dance.

An hour of this, and we’d have a bunch of skinny kids. They could then go home and eat whatever they wanted–whole bags of potato chips.

Look. There is not one fat person in that line.

Having said that…St. Patty’s Day in St. Louis IS the biggest celebration here in town. No one here can afford to get drunk on New Year’s Eve anymore. The expensive hotel packages cost too much. But on St. Patty’s day, everyone goes downtown, watches the parade, and gets as drunk on less than thirty dollars.

AND SO…I ask you–Was this a good day for the Republicans to have their caucuses in Missouri? The parade starts at 10am. So do the caususes. So when the working man gets up in the morning does he go..”Hey…I’ve worked all week…let’s to sit in to the caucuses for 3 hours and get our country back!” (Somebody in the Romney camp thought of this one, since Santorum won the vote.)

OR…does he get up and say, “It’s St. Patty’s DAY…ALL my friends are going downtown! Green BEER! Let’s go! “

No, republicans are not as smart as democrats…because the democrats are staging Wall Street Protests all over the US today, the one day everyone goes downtown to drink. It’s the only day they feel SAFE going downtown. The protesters will have a big audience, and most of those people will be…stumbling. There will be many fist fights not reported, because it’s our right to fight on St. Patty’s day! Right?

The Irish people came to America in droves…and they got on the police forces, and built New York, and gave us the Kennedy’s…..and,  I’m not so sure what to say about that, but–it’s a day to be happy. I’m happy. People need to drink green beer if it makes them happy I say.

Personally, I like this videos because of the drumming in the beginning. You might like the redhead…which may I add, is an endangered spices. So, have a Happy St. Patty’s day! And go ahead…try to River Dance.

Nobody is going to laugh if you do

March 17, 2012 Posted by | humor | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Newt Debates Obama’s ‘Green’ Energy in a Blood-Sucking Contest

Nobody Flashes

He may not be Irish, but Newt Gingrich looks like one. Here’s Newt taking apart, word for word, Obama’s speech on energy.

Pull up a green chair, pour yourself a green beer, make yourself a corn beef sandwich, and watch the debate that most likely, you are not going to get to see for real.

Obama used the analogy today that the people who think all his new green energy programs are lame are like the people of old who thought the TV, telephone, and automobile would never work. They think the world is flat.

Nobody Thinks that green energy is more like the leeches theory of old. Remember that theory? The one in which all the doctors thought that by putting the latest medical technology…sucking leeches…on a patient..that the leeches would suck out the “bad” things in the blood that was killing their patients

Taking America off of oil and putting us all on algae, would be much like putting leeches on all our cars. It would kill us…as sure as George Washington died from all those blood sucking doctors who actually thought, they were helping their patient.

Obama’s green energy politics are …not only flat, they are blood sucking, and Newt, in his usual bravado form…makes him look silly.

Anyway…ENJOY..

Nobody Notes:  Notice that his wife does not move more than five inches through the whole thing.

Amazing.

March 16, 2012 Posted by | energy, Newt Gingrich, Obama, political races | , , , , | 2 Comments

George Clooney: Finds Out Money Can’t Buy a “Get Out of Jail Free” Card

Nobody’s Notes

How many people get to sit and eat dinner next to the President of the United States one day, and then end up getting arrested the next? Not many.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Actor George Clooney and his father have been arrested at a protest outside the Sudanese Embassy in Washington.

Do you think George will vote for Obama again after this?

Nobody guesses that George’s “sexist man of the year” good looks last night at the state (come donate to me (Obama) while I serve you the finest food taxpayer’s money can buy) dinner– didn’t make a dent in Michelle’s desire to help the unfortunate starving children in the long lost world of Southern Sudan, so he decided to go to top for advise, and Obama told him— You must do what a any good community organizer would do George…protest! Get them to notice you! I can’t do anything right now, I’ve got to run for reelection….or something like that.

He should have taken Obama to a basketball game.  George actually expected something for whatever he donated last night to Obama’s reelection campaign. Instead— he got arrested.  Evidently, whatever he “donated” to Obama’s reelection campaign wasn’t enough.

If you are like me, you are wondering just how much these movie stars are getting paid to lobby heads of governments for their “causes.” George belongs to so many humanitarian  lobbying organizations, I’m sure he needs a slew of secretaries just to keep track of them all.

Angelina Jolie has made her lobbying a second career. While FOX news is crying, “People are being slaughtered in Syria! The President does nothing! The UN does nothing!” ––The liberals are ignoring Syria…and bringing up the fact that Darfur has been slaughtering more people for a much longer time…and they’re right.  

But the “cause’ of George Clooney is not to “help” free South Sudan from the murderous Muslim thugs of the North. It’s just to tell those uncaring Muslims to let the world “help” the poor southern Sudanese by letting in humanitarian help, while they are being beheaded.

YES— Let the bleeding heart liberals in!

The Civil war of Sudan has been going on for quite some time and why may we ask? Religious differences? According to The CIA World Factbook, 97 percent of the population adheres to Islam.

Due to the secession of South Sudan, which contained over 80 percent of Sudan’s oilfields, the economic forecast for Sudan in 2011 and beyond is uncertain. While historically agriculture remains the main source of income and employment hiring of over 80 percent of Sudanese, and makes up a third of the economic sector, oil production drove most of Sudan’s post-2000 growth. Currently, the International Monetary Fund IMF is working hand in hand with Khartoum government to strengthened macroeconomic theory. The program has been in place since early 90s, and also work-out exchange rate and reserve of foreign exchange.  Since 1997, Sudan has been implementing the macroeconomic reforms recommended by the International Monetary Fund. China is Sudan’s largest economic partner, with a 40 percent share in its oil.

What else does Sudan have? Asbestos, chromites, cobalt, copper, gold, granite, gypsum, iron, kaolin, lead, manganese, mica, natural gas, nickel, silver, tin, uranium, and zinc.

And yet, the Sudanese people have no idea how to get it out of the ground and sell it, they’re much too busy killing each other.

When you hear George speak, he sounds so sincere in his compassion of saving those poor people of Darfur,  it makes you want to save them all. But Nobody Remembers that George once made fun of Charlton Heston’s Alzheimers. When someone asked him if he had “gone too far” he said,

“I don’t care. Charlton Heston is the head of the NRA: he deserves whatever anyone says about him.”  

Heston himself commented,

 “It just goes to show that sometimes class does skip a generation,” referring to Clooney’s aunt, Rosemary Clooney. “I don’t know the man – never met him, never even spoken to him, but I feel sorry for George Clooney – one day he may get Alzheimer’s disease. I served my country in World War II. I survived that – I guess I can  survive some bad words from this fellow.”

 Clooney later said, “It was a joke…”

That was a classy way to respond to such a classless comment. Nevertheless, I prefer to remember the way Obama responds to a person he doesn’t like:

Whenever I see George Clooney, I make myself remember the words of ‘President’ Obama,  who said this once about  Sarah Palin.

“You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”

Nobody Says: You can put a classy tux on a liberal, but he’s still a classless liberal.

If George Clooney wants to help the Sudanese people, he could start by selling his mansion in Italy and just dropping food from an airplane over Southern Sudan.

That should keep them fed until China gets there.  



 

March 16, 2012 Posted by | Entertainers, Islam, Middle East, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , | 3 Comments

March 15: A Day for Spacebats

Nobody’s Fool

Space….the final frontier…reminds us on this St. Patty’s Day weekend, —that we lost a brave Irish bat named Mahoney, on March 15, 2009.  (How do I know he was Irish? Listen the music…) Bat Mahoney…took to the sky, hitching a ride on the tail of NASA’s Discovery…to make that final voyage that from now on, will no longer be dreamed of by bats or American men.

We have ended our quest to explore space. But not every man is going to stop leaping new bounds. Now we have a brave German to take his place.

Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner ( A GERMAN!)  took a practice jump today, (March 15, 2012) to help him prepare for his leap from the edge of space later this year where he hopes to not only break the sound barrier with his body, but also break the record for the longest free fall.

Yes, Felix, who wants to be the first man to break the sound barrier with his head, can thank the brave and noble Irish Bat Mahoney, for paving the way for men like him.  Will Felix’s body fall to the ground intact?

Will we hear a human sonic boom? Or a human sonic splat?

Or will, like poor Bat Mahoony, will Felix just fall onto the ground and someone will make a video with sweet German polka’s in the background remembering his great bravery?

Nobody Knows how much Red Bull is paying Felix to jump off its Red Bull Stratos, but I’ld like to personally think them for the entertainment.

March 15, 2012 Posted by | humor, Space | , , | Leave a comment

Obama’s Court Jester –Chris Rock

Nobody Wonders

–Why any white person in the country would vote for Barack Obama. Seriously. One of Obama’s favorite comedians is Chris Rock, and Chris Rock will tell you the truth, no black likes white people. While this “fact” was presented in his comedy routine, anybody who thinks that Chris is kidding, also thinks some black somewhere admires Obama’s white mother.

To the black racists– ( And Obama has many of them as friends) Obama is even more superhuman because he evolved from his white mothers defects into the perfect black that he is today. Many white racist think, if not for his white mother, Obama wouldn’t even be able to read a teleprompter.

Chris Rock was at Barack Obama’s big 50th birthday party at the White House, which was filled with blacks. They didn’t show too much of this party on TV because of that fact…but Chris Rock had this to say about the event:

Rock was standing with rapper-producer Jay-Z in the audience and watching singer-songwriter Stevie Wonder and pianist-composer Herbie Hancock perform together.

“Me and Jay-Z looked at each other like, ‘Oh, hell no, we’re never going to do shows here,’” Rock said in the video of his club appearance. “The president is never going to go, ‘Yes, ‘Big Pimpin,’ how did you like that?’” Rock said, referring to a Jay-Z song. … “That’s never going to happen. Let’s just be glad we’re invited.”

(Nobody Thinks that “Hit the Women with a Dick” comedy routine is not exactly White House material, or the “Black Hates White People” routine, isn’t either.)

The most surreal portion of the night, Rock said, was the moment Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” started playing. At that point, Rock recalled that first daughters Malia, 13, and Sasha Obama, 10,”came out of nowhere … and started doing the dougie” dance. “Think about this [expletive] moment, a bunch of black people doing the [expletive] dougie in a house slaves made,” Rock, who turned 47 himself last month, said, laughing.

Chris recently admitted he thought he had died and gone to black heaven when he walked into the all black birthday party at the White House.

Nobody Knows there is big money to be made by keeping the history of the black slave in America going forever. Even though not one white person living today had anything to do with it. It’s been the most lucrative power machine ever invented by a politician…next of course to pork.

With great racists remarks like that coming from the best bud of a black President…I can’t wait to see what the blacks  do when Martin Luther King’s statue is taken down and replaced with Che, and when someday an Hispanic President cuts the black people off of welfare and food stamps.

The blacks will then be put into the same hated bags as the whites. He will no longer be able to claim victimization greater than the hispanic slave, who were used as lowly farmers and house maids on stolen land.

The Mexican Music in the White House will be a lot less…racist. La Casa Casinos will go up everywhere.

Nobody THINKS…I will be dead–Chris Rock will be dead. And hopefully, I will see Chris’s face at the gates of St. Peters’s when he tells Chris he will be given a choice: he can go to heaven, but it’s full of white people too…so he might feel more comfortable going elsewhere.

 

March 15, 2012 Posted by | Hispanic, Obama | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Thinks Gays Should NOT be Time Lords

Nobody Remembers

I was a BIG Doctor Who fan. My favorite doctor was Tom Baker of course…and just to meet the man, I donated my P.A. system for a convention, where I made up taped cassettes of Space Movies. If you donated something to the Dr. Who Convention (here in St. Louis) you got to go to the private party and met Tom Baker himself.

So, picture me. In a small hotel room, listening to a bunch of whiny space cadets, and in walks my big crush…with that big English smile of his, and immediately about 15 girls surrounded him and I knew that I couldn’t get even near him.

Therefore, I drank at the bar. And I drank some more. And then, I pushed my way to the front of the crowd and Tom Baker went into what I’m sure was the most brilliant conversation ever said to any human, and he talked about 30 minutes right to my face.

And I had NO idea what he said. It was beyond, not only my intellect, but my inebriated comprehension. As soon as he was done, I sat down on the nearest step and didn’t get up. He must have known I was drunk because before he left the room, he grabbed my face in-between those big hands of his and said “Goodbye My little drummer girl!”

And so, from that moment on, my 10-year-old son got to stay up late on Sunday Nights, past midnight, untill he was well into high school, just to watch Dr. Who with his mom. I figured he could learn a bigger vocabulary from watching Dr. Who, than anything taught at his public school. And I was right.

Which brings me to THIS: We now have a gay Dr. Who running the Universe. If not for Craig’s marvelous rendition of Dr. Who…I would say something. Wait…I am going to say something: Gays can be many things…but they should NOT be TimeLords. That’s just my Nobody Opinion.

ENJOY!

March 14, 2012 Posted by | gays, humor, Media | , , | 4 Comments

Obama’s Goliaths VS America’s Vinnie Davids

Nobody Cares

Vinnie was furious

“I’m going over there…come on guys, let’s all go over there.”

The “guys” Vinnie was talking to, were the other members of my band. We were all standing in the parking lot after a job at the bar called the “Fifth House” where we had been the opening act for a local blues guitarist. Across the lot at the other end was a crowd of people watching a huge man hit a much smaller man relentlessly. The bearded man was about 6’6″ and more than 375 pounds. Vinnie was all of about 110 pounds and I towered over him at 5’6″. As the leader of the band, the guys were waiting for me to give them the okay to go and stop it, because at the time, we were packing up our equipment. 

(The leader is usually the guy with the P.A system, and that was me.)

As we watched and discussed the scene, none of us could figure out why no one in that crowd of about 30, was helping that man, who was crying out in a very weak voice, “Help me!” Many things were going through my mind. Vinnie, I had not doubt, could get hurt. The other guys in the band were not exactly army material, and I could tell some of them didn’t want to get involved. Suddenly a woman jumped on the big man’s back and started hitting his head. The man was oblivious to her blows. I grabbed Vinnie who was just about to take off to the guy’s rescue. If Vinnie was hurt, we’d have no band, he was our only keyboard player, and a good one. No band meant no money, and I had a child to support. I couldn’t risk the chance. Breaking in another keyboard player would take months and I wasn’t about to live off my parents.  

As the big man left and went into the bar, I was relieved. The man he had attacked was lying on the ground. As we walked closer to help him, we saw blood. Blood everywhere. It was then that I realized that the big man had had a knife. It was the first time I had seen just how much blood one human could bleed.  The next day, we found out that big maniac had not only killed the man in the parking lot, he killed three more people inside. He was the son of a local police chief.

Believe it or not, he got off.

I’m not sure if I am ashamed of what I did that day or not. Surely, Vinnie would have been stabbed. The guy was high on something. It was a decision of survival I tell myself, but if everyone in that crowd would have helped, a life would have been saved.

Why do good people do nothing?

Recently, In a park in Gosport, Hampshire, England—

On an overcast lunchtime last March when no fewer than 25 members of the emergency services, including a press officer, descended on a 3½ft-deep model boating lake minutes after Simon Burgess, 41, fell into the water when he suffered a seizure. But as an inquest heard last week, he lay floating face-down for more than a half an hour while firemen, police and paramedics watched and did nothing. Our reconstruction shows that Mr. Burgess could have been reached by firemen…who took five minutes to reach the scene–within seven minutes of Mrs. Huges’s 999 call, rather than the 37 minutes that it eventually took.

The man could have been saved, but they all stood by.

The reason? Even though they could all swim, the first fire crew to arrive hadn’t been ‘trained’ to enter water higher than ankle-deep. Instead they waited for ‘specialists’ to arrive to retrieve his body. They had decided Mr. Burgess must surely be dead because he had been in the water for ten minutes. When a policeman decided to go in anyway, he was ordered not to. A paramedic was also told not to enter the water because he didn’t have the right ‘protective’ clothing and might be in breach of the Personal Protective Equipment at Work Regulations 1992.

In other words, not one man would risk losing his job to save another man’s life.

Now we have a country that is being slaughtered by a President and the communists behind him. We are all just standing by: Some of us, because we are trying to survive it ourselves, some of us because we are brainwashed into thinking that America can never change, and some of us just feel powerless and have decided to wait till somebody else takes care of it.

But that’s not going to happen..it’s got to be us that takes care of it. Washington will protect their own. It’s why the richest neighborhoods in the United States are in D.C. They have no plans to change the status quo, and even if a Ron Paul was elected, he would be blocked at every turn.

Many year later,  I wish I would have done things different that night.  First we would have gotten closer…and then I would have said to the guys, “Okay, but first, let’s make a plan of attack. That guy is really big.”

That’s what a “man” would have said– but I wasn’t man enough at the time.  I was selfish, and choose to stay out of it.

But, we can’t do that anymore can we?

Can America “man up?” Can the women of America “man up?”

If each of use just tries to “protect” our own little small lives, we will lose it all.

I always wondered what happened to Vinnie. Not only was he a great keyboard player, but he was a hell of a man, willing to sacrifice his life for what was right, like our boys in the military. I think he would agree that we all must get involved to save America.

Obama is not going to stop until the American patriot is bleeding and dead on the ground. And the threat is big…it’s going to take a lot of big men to bring it down, and we not only need a plan…we need a “manly” leader.

History will give us one, it always does. Vinnie is still out there…I just know it…what we need is a little army of Vinnie Davids. The story of David and Goliath has given inspiration to the Jewish people….and we should use it now as an inspiration to America.

 Goliath was taken down once before, and we can do it again. All we have to do is decide.  

(That’s Vinnie on the right, behind me.)

March 14, 2012 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Obama, political races, Uncategorized | , , , , | 2 Comments

Obama Ignores Small Town America

Nobody Reports

Several weeks ago, the towns of Harrisburg, IL, and Branson, MO were hit hard by tornadoes. FEMA…has refused federal help due to the fact that FEMA doesn’t consider either town a disaster area.

Nobody Thinks if there were poor blacks in this area, FEMA would be there. Nobody also thinks, Obama doesn’t really like white people. He just puts up with them. What else explains this egregious action by our government?

That’s just my Nobody’s Opinion.

We can feed the world, but we can’t help our own. 

March 13, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, disasters, FEMA | , , | 1 Comment