Nobody’s Perfect: George Zimmerman VS the Duchess of Cambridge
Nobody’s Perfect
This week, we have two people who just couldn’t seem to get it right—
First up, George Zimmerman, the most hated man in America. It seems George just could NOT keep his natural proclivity to want to do a good deed in check:
George Zimmerman, who has been in hiding since he was acquitted of murder in the death of Trayvon Martin, emerged to help rescue a family who was trapped in an overturned vehicle, police said today. Zimmerman was one of two men who came to the aid of Dana and Mark Gerstle and their two children, who were trapped inside a blue Ford Explorer SUV that had rolled over after traveling off the highway in Sanford, Fla. at approximately 5:45 p.m. Thursday, the Seminole County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.
George just can’t seem to stay in his car can he?
And second: Kate Middleton, The Duchess of Cambridge, gave birth to…(gasp!) A BOY! Who will someday be KING of England!
Damn the luck. Every elite feminists in the world was hoping for a girl, and just to be sure she would rule, the Queen was going to change the succession rules.
Or did she?
Whatever. The poor English countryside is DRUNK in disappointed tonight. They are drowning their sorrows in the great river of pub ales, toasting themselves silly.
So, who wins the Nobody’s Perfect award for the week?
I’m not going to be the judge of Zimmerman OR Kate. Nobody Thinks the award should go to the British people, who will get drunk on just about any occasion, and still not realize…they will have to wait a long time to get another Queen.
Freedom To Be Fools: Geraldo & Melissa
Nobody Flashes
In America, you are free to make a complete fool of yourself. No matter what age, what sex, or what party affiliation. Freedom to make us all laugh and wonder….Geraldo thinks we want to see how sexy he is, and the MSNBC host, Melissa Harris-Perry, wants us to see how pretty tampons are without the blood! Okay. She said she is protesting Texas for not letting women get abortions whenever they feel like they just don’t want that live thing growing in their belly.
The caption under Gerald said, “Notice, he has rose colored glasses one.” So in that vein, the caption under Melissa …..should be,
“I didn’t make it to Neiman Marcus today.”
“What? Sometimes I just can’t find a bathroom.”
“My husband doesn’t understand why I get crabby. So I wear these to remind him.”
“I’ve already filed for a design patent. Martha Stewart has signed up for a matching necklace.”
“I feel pretty! Very Pretty! I’m so pretty I simply have wings!”
“You TOO, can be the next woman on the block to be the envy of every women who goes out WITHOUT one!”
“I’m a perfect fit guys, I’m ready. Call my agent at MSNBC and ask for Operation Texas. ”
What comes out of her head, is the same as what she wears on it. Fluff and cotton, filled with bloody hatred for Texas.
As for Geraldo? Somebody tell me this is photo-shopped…PLEASE! If that’s the next 70, I’m not sure I want to see the next 100.
Nazi VS Pinko
Nobody Rants on a Sunday
Last Saturday, there were not many people at my local pool. There I was, doing my water exercises when a young father jumped in with his 11- month old baby girl. She was as happy as a little chirping bird, as her father proudly claimed to me that he’d have her swimming by the time she was one…just wait. As she sucked on her daddy’s fingers and made baby noises, he continued to tell me about his life…the mother of the child, whom he never married and he was separated from, even though he had helped raised her other child by another man…a young boy, was not there. But, he was happy to have his little girl, and his bulldog, and his job as a construction worker. All the time he was talking to me, a nine-year old black child was swimming around us both, smiling as if there wasn’t a prejudice bone in his body. I wondered where his parents were, and then decided all he wanted was somebody to watch him do all his new “tricks” and so I became his substitute parent in the pool.
As the morning went on, the young man told me he had ADD. He had been on all kinds of medication for it, and basically said, it was all speed, and it worked, because he just has TOO much energy.
Now, I don’t happen to think ‘energy’ is any kind of a problem whatsoever. But this man had been convinced though-out his lifetime that his ADD was some sort of mental disorder.
I couldn’t talk him out of that view, even though I tried. I’m just no good at talking anyone out of their view, and I wonder, am I alone in this?
For instance, the next day, I visited an old high school buddy, and while we were outside, and I was helping her clean her pool, I asked her if there had been many riots in St. Louis, because she works for the crime lab, and she would know.
“Oh yes!” she said. Evidently, there had been beatings and other things, and then she said,
‘”I don’t blame them.”
“Gee, I think even YOU would shoot somebody if they were pounding your head into the concrete.” I said. I might add, this lady just bought three guns. I…have not.
Obviously…no, she would not have shot him.
My thoughts in my head were— nothing gives the right for any people to go around beating up other people…but I didn’t say it. I dropped the subject. Whatever views she has about Trayvon Martin have been formed from the local News stations she listened to and her own mind. And on one of those local News stations, I heard a black man say to the very experienced white woman reporter that Trayvon Martin was killed in cold blood. The white anchor woman, agreed.
Zimmerman was a cold blooded killer. They play the “white guilt” card, and the white liberal feels good about him or herself for nodding and agreeing that all white people are basically raciest.
Why did I say nothing to my friend? The truth is…I don’t want to upset her. And HER anger is real.
I would never change her mind in a million years, and she would never change mine. And the country has come to that it seems. It’s not just a black and white issue, it’s much deeper. The country is falling apart and each sides blames the other.
Conservatives, who have always been the norm in this country, now find themselves wondering what happened? 
But, back to the pool. After an hour of great conversation and watching a loving father bond with his baby girl, the man turned to the black kid and said: “I have to go change her, and we can get ready to go…”
The black kid nodded. He had come with the white man to the pool and his baby.
I had let him borrow my mask…
“Okay, I have to go too” I said. “If I’m here tomorrow, I’ll let you borrow it again.” He was a cute kid.
And the two racist white people got out of the pool.
Nobody’s Email: Panhandlers Party
Nobody Gets Email:
This is pretty fun. It happened on a subway in New York, and if you go to Youtube, there were a LOT of women wanting to met some of the guys.
Enjoy!
(Thanks to J.R.)
Nobody’s Email: Jumpy The Dog
Nobody Gets Email
I hate to say it, but I’m saving politics for Monday. I am so burnt out on this race BS. I am so burnt out on the fact that we have a President who is bent on downsizing America, and helping other nations instead, by design, because he believes that America has been evil. I am so burnt out on hearing the blacks complain. I am so burnt out on Chris Mathews, who no doubt, has a shoe fetish.
So..What do I do when I get really burnt out? HA! Like many Americans, I turn to my dogs! And here’s a dog named Jumpy, that makes me wonder why he doesn’t have his own TV show.
Honey Boo-Boo, I hear is leaving. We could use an improvement.
Happy Saturday! I’m going swimming before I found out they closed my local pool due to budget cuts.
(Thanks to J.R.)
Nobody Cares About Michael Moore
Nobody Cares
Michael Moore, probably the first socialist-capitalist-pig in America, is getting a divorce:
Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore has filed for divorce from wife Kathleen Glynn. The story appears in Michigan’s MLive. The Moores have been married since 1991 but have been together much longer than that. They are said to have a net worth of around $50 million. All of Moore’s hit movies– from Roger and Me to Sicko– have been made during the marriage. Glynn was a producer on several of the films and worked with Moore for at least 20 years. The couple otherwise has no children.
So we can only guess why: Too many Fast Food Nation hamburger? Not enough Bowling for Dollars nights? The feminists should ask, did he beat her when she said she actually LIKED Hostess cupcakes? Has she got another man? Was she sick to death of listening to him talk about Hillary Clinton?
You know what?…Nobody Cares.
Can YOU Afford Gold?
Nobody Wins
Here’s an ad sent to me by the Capitol Gold Group. While we are all bombarded with the racist America, our politicians are paying our debt with money printed out of thin air. NOBODY in Washington is talking about spending anymore.
The conundrum here is, most people cannot afford to buy gold, and I certainly have always wondered, if the government could pull another FDR and confiscate it all, like it did once before. If I did buy it, would I want it kept in some other place besides my own safe? Can you hide gold? Can you hide guns? Remember, they have complete surveillance over the world, they will find you.
They didn’t know where bin Laden was, you say, how can they find me? Give them time. Now, they can find out anything.
Nobody Wins when the dollar is devalued just to keep the rulers in money and power, while the citizens lose their life savings, to further the dream of globalization and mass markets uniting the whole world into some kind of utopian dream, where great companies and rulers merge to do what’s BEST for the people. What’s important, is to keep the big government boat afloat, and make it even bigger.
It’s the progressives that are smashing our dollar we are being told, but we must remember, the head of the Republican Party, the Bush family, was all for this.
I don’t know much about this stuff but what I’ve read, but I do know this: Inflation is only going to get worse…and because it’s creeping, we don’t think much about it.
Nobody’s Fool: Wild Bill
Nobody’s Fool
Wild Bill just keep pumpin’ out the fine words of cowboy wisdom and wit, and I thought this subject was something I really hadn’t heard before. Muslims in other countries are killing dogs, and I know for a fact that the Muslims in my neighborhoods do not like dogs, so I guard mine carefully.
Nobody Thinks Wild Bill is right…if you are a dog owner, you might want to check out this video.
Congratulations Wild Bill! You are the Nobody’s Fool of the week: AGAIN!
Lindsey Graham Wants Us to Pull out of the Olympics?
Nobody Knows–
How telling our American Olympics Athletics that by NOT going to the Olympics they will punish Putin for not giving back Snowdom to the United States. Like, Putin is really going to care. If the United States pulls out of the Olympics it only makes us look weaker than we already do.
Putin will laugh and say we were too scared to compete. And yes…Putin is the macho guy on the world stage now and the sad truth is we don’t have a Ronald Reagan to stand up to him. And Reagan would have stood up to him by INCREASING our nuclear arsenal. Lindsey Graham complains about Syria, and Iran, and WHY is that happening?
Because we have Barack Obama for President. It’s why Putin didn’t return Snowdon. He is all about power. Masculine power. And he wants to show off. And yes, he will show off at the Olympics.
CNN) — Russia is in the midst of its biggest war games since Soviet times, with 160,000 troops, 130 planes, 70 ships and thousands of tanks and armored vehicles participating in the country’s Far East, according to media reports.
So, Lindsey is afraid that Putin will show off his ‘strength’ at the Olympic games? What did we see in China?
“If you could go back in time, would you have allowed Adolf Hitler to host the Olympics in Germany? To have the propaganda coup of inviting the world into Nazi Germany and putting on a false front?” Graham told NBC.
He said he’s “not saying that Russia is Nazi Germany.”
“But I am saying that the Russian government is empowering some of the most evil, hateful people in the world,” he said.
The Olympics are more about the government elites showing off how much money they can spend to impress everyone else on the planet, rather than the athletics getting together and just competing themselves. It would be better if they just picked two countries, charged a cheap fee, and have it at the same spot every year, because they spent billions of taxpayers money putting on these big shows. Look what happened to Greece. Look what is happening in Brazil, people are protesting the politicians spending so much money:
For the most part, research on mega-events believes they make a negligible (or unidentifiable) impact on long-term economic growth. “If a city is using an expectation of a financial windfall as justification for hosting the Olympics, past experience suggests that the host will be in for a rude awakening,” writes Victor Matheson, an economics professor at the College of the Holy Cross in Massachusetts, in the New York Times.
Likewise, the notion that mega-events lead to wild tourist influxes is largely a fallacy. The number of foreign tourists who visited the United Kingdom last August – the month in which the majority of the Games were held – actually fell by 150,000 people compared with same month the year prior. In Beijing, “the Olympic Games were a toxic event that crushed normal demand, both business and leisure,” said a 2010 report from the European Tour Operators Association.
On the bright side, some would argue that mega-events force governments to tackle much-needed infrastructure projects, like improvements to mass transit – something that Brazil’s protesters clearly want. Construction projects costing billions are tied to Brazil’s World Cup and Olympic vision, but as we’ve seen before, the country has a checkered history in making good on its promises.
All the mothers and fathers who sacrificed dental work, eyeglasses, new cars, new houses, and then spent years of their lives trying to help their kids grow up be champions, I’m sure, will be really pissed off when the U.S. pulls. out.
As I remember, Jesse Owens was a smash hit at Hitler’s games.
If John McCain and Lindsey Graham are pissed off at Putin, don’t take it out on our Olympic Athletics. take it out on the man who Putin thinks is a pushover: Obama.
Trayvon was high on…SKITTLES? (Cough, Cough)
Nobody Wonders–
How Zimmerman’s brother kept from exploding when Don the Lemon asked him on the Piers Morgan Show–what exactly was George Zimmerman going to do about the race problem in this country?
As if it’s up to George alone to stop thousands of unemployed drunk and drugged up thugs from setting fires in the city. As if it’s up to George to apologize to Jesse Jackson. As if it’s up to George to get Obama another son.
The way Don asked the questions was so insulting, as if it was all Zimmerman’s fault that the “kid” is dead. But his answer was superb: Why are the blacks attacking people? We should find out why so many of them are illiterate, stupid, drugged up, immature, and criminals. Okay, he didn’t say that, but I might have.
Why in the world do we have to keep denying that so many of the blacks are not living up to their potential? 
You can answer that a million ways…but George’s brother did a superb job. While Zimmerman was helping young black people as best he could before this incident, we find out today, and nobody is reporting it, those Skittles were part of a popular cocktail:
This from WND:
Among its reports, Trayvon Martin’s drug use, explaining how the Skittles and Arizona Watermelon Fruit Juice Cocktail drink he carried that night are ingredients that, when mixed with dextromethorphan (DXM) cough syrup, create “Lean”, a concocted high which can cause psychosis and aggression over the longer term. According to the autopsy report, Martin’s liver showed damage consistent with DXM abuse.
So, this cocktail can cause aggression and psychosis and WHY did that not come out in the trial? No doubt the idea to pound Zimmerman’s head into the concrete was caused by his cocktail. (Along with too many hood video’s) Maybe he had too many Skittles. Add some weed to that and you’ve got a very paranoid young man.
Nobody Wonders when CNN, or Obama, or Eric Holder…. is going to report this, I bet……………never.
Nope, we will keep on going after the guns because Zimmerman shouldn’t have had one. And In Orwell’s world, black is white. Right is wrong, and the good guy who wanted to be a cop is the villain, while the drugged up kid is the hero.
Pass the Skittles. I’m trying that trick with my ice tea. I want to be…old crabby lady in the hood. Who KNOWS what I will see in my kitchen.












