Nobody’s Imaginary Vacation!
Nobody Flashes
Since my last vacation happened BEFORE Disney died, I like to sit around and think of what kind of vacation I would think up for rich people and their friends…you know, the “Let me help you get a life” vacation? I could be a damn good travel agent for the average billionaire who is tired of going to the South Of France..
Here’s one that I think they would enjoy:
First: The owner of this vacation would pick 1,000 of his favorite people, and pile them on Air Force One outside of Dulles. All that would be needed is a simple $3 billion dollar campaign fund donated to Obama’s re-election money bags, and you would have the finest jet in the world take you and your friends to the thrilling land of S. Korea.
Come on…when was the last time you were in South Korea? The only catch is, “President” Obama might want to come along for the ride since he’ll go anywhere for a party.
Second: You will arrive in Panmunjom, the demilitarized Zone between North and South Koreas….Meeting you at the airstrip will be 250 brand new Mercedes Benz Mini-Vans to take you and your guests to the place where you are going to be spending the night.
Your vans will pull up to the Tentanic..yes, a tent that can hold 1,000 people. There you will spend the night being poured the finest champange, while Celine Dion performs her best hit from the Titanic movie: “I’ll be loving you…in all the old familiar places..back of cars where you embrace me….long agoooooo.”
Wait. No…well, she’s only going to be there singing the one hit from the Titianic, and you will be allowed to smash glasses and throw whatever happens to be on the floor. And don’t worry—Whatever happens in that tent: STAYS in that tent. 
Third: The next day– a real treat! Golf. In pairs of four, everyone will get to play the most dangerous golf course in the world, which sits in the demilitarized zone between North and South Korea. There is only one hole to play: a par three..192 yards, but the rough is filled with land mines! Think of the fun bets you could win by challenging the other team to go in and get his ball! 
Forth: Be sure and ask the “President to play. Donate another $ 5 billion to his campaign.
Fifth:After that fun game of golf, everyone will get back in their Mini-vans and head off to the nearest Ocean. There you will all be given your very own submarine to explore the sea in. Those that do NOT want to participate in this event, have get to sit on the beach and smoke Lamborghini cigarettes, if they like. (One pack: $2,700)
At the end of the day, when all the subs are discarded, everyone will get back in the Mini-vans to get back on Air Force One. Be sure and tell the pilot that the President in on board. If he isn’t, don’t worry. You gave him enough money to get a ride back to the states. Let him buy his own damn plane. 
Hey…did you have fun! Nobody thanks you for traveling on Nobody’s Imaginary Vacations! (Thanks to LuxuryLaunches for all the inspiration!)
Obama: It’s What He DOESN’T Say That Should Concern Us…
Nobody’s Opinion
Okay….This just makes me want to go to downtown Baltimore next St. Patties Day and get bashed, robbed and stripped—How about you?
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Poor guy. He’s lucky he was drunk. If he had been sober he might have ended up dead.
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Before I make a comment about these Obama supporters, I want to make a small observation: Obama’s agenda is to keep the subject on “race” and how all the blacks have a right to lash out, because it’s the whites that hate: It’s the whites’ fault. Tell me, have you heard anyone say— it’s the black’s fault for acting like..dare I say it…savages, in some of these video’s? This isn’t a one-on-one, man vs man thing, these blacks are always in groups. 
Still..No white in their right mind from anywhere in the city, would saunter into East St. Louis which has held the number one crime spot in the United States for years. And I suppose I’m a racist if I state the fact that East St. Louis is all black.
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Do you really think a white man would be safe in East St. Louis? They told the people on the Titanic that they would be safe and look what happened.
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Look at this video…sorry to say this, but this is nothing new. How long have we been seeing black youths stealing, and beating people up? Where is our ‘President’ on this? Since he has divided us into black and whites and he is the LEADER of his black race..then why doesn’t he get them to behave like adults?
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His silence means to all white people, that…he thinks the whites deserve it.
Yes, it’s what he doesn’t say that says so much. 
BUT:
National Review columnist Jonah Goldberg wrote Friday evening on Twitter : he found Derbyshire’s column, “fundamentally indefensible and offensive. I wish he hadn’t written it.”
There is “a small cohort of blacks” — Derbyshire estimates 5 percent — that is “ferociously hostile to whites” and a larger number that will “go along passively if the 5 percent take leadership in some event.” (Nobody say YOUTUBE has video’s to prove this.)
Stay out of heavily black neighborhoods. Do not attend events likely to draw a lot of blacks.(10e) If you are at some public event at which the number of blacks suddenly swells, leave as quickly as possible.(10f) Do not settle in a district or municipality run by black politicians.
(10g) Before voting for a black politician, scrutinize his/her character much more carefully than you would a white.
(10h) Do not act the Good Samaritan to blacks in apparent distress, e.g., on the highway.
(10i) If accosted by a strange black in the street, smile and say something polite but keep moving.
Now, you could argue with some of this: because there really are some fine black politicians…Allen West being one of them. I would seriously consider moving to his district if I could. (10f)
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But this is just survival common sense 101. There is such a huge unemployment among young blacks men, many of them are stoned, and looking for trouble, and they have a black President who promises them the world,— and they will fight in the streets for him if the votes come up short…and do you really think Obama is going to even mention them?
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I’m sorry. This video made me almost cry to see the waste…the cruelty, and the hopelessness I feel about blacks and whites ever repairing the damage Obama has done by pitting us off against each other.
Lincoln Brown, at Townhall— says it well:
“Those who wish to control us do not want us to talk to one another. They do not want us to see beyond color, beyond national origin, beyond income, beyond anything that is divisive.”
Exactly.
The silence on the behavior of the black leaders and black teenagers…from Obama, is not golden: it’s black, dark, and downright evil.
Nigel Farage…YOU GO SIR!
Nobody Cares—
If I end the week with another one of my favorite Brits! Nigel is not as eloquent as Daniel, but his attacks are much more fun. Americans should be paying close attention to what is happening in Europe…the EU is wiping out democracy. And Nigel lets them have it both guns blaring.
Enjoy!
Revolutionary Leaders: Van Jones VS Sam Adams
Nobody Remembers
Revolutions. Sam Adams was the man who, along with Colonel James Otis, fanned the flames of the American Revolution. Van Jones has been trying to do the same, spark a ‘revolution.’ The progressives will tell you that Van Jones is just doing what our founders did…but…there IS a big difference. Van Jones wants redistribution of wealth, and reparations for slavery. Van Jones is a addmitted communist. Sam Adams fought for freedom. Here’s a good explanation from Judge Napolitano:
“When America was in its infancy and struggling to find a culture and frustrated at governance from Great Britain, the word most frequently uttered in speeches and pamphlets and letters was not safety or taxes or peace; it was freedom.”
Two acts of Parliament broke the bonds with the mother country irreparably. The first was the Stamp Act, which was enforced by British soldiers writing their own search warrants and rummaging through the personal possessions of colonists looking to see whether they had purchased the government’s stamps. The second was the imposition of a tax to finance the Church of England, which the colonists were forced to pay, no matter their religious beliefs. (Think of Obama making the Catholic Church pay for abortions.)
The Stamp Act assaulted the right to be left alone in the home, and the tax for the Church of England assaulted the freedom to choose to support one’s own means of worship. The two taxes together caused many colonists to realize they needed to secede from England and form their own country in which freedom would be protected by the government, not assaulted by it.”
Boston had been on a slow boil for years before the stamp act. Sam’s father, Deacon Adams lost his money in the Land Bank crash (think 2008) The family lost all its money, and Sam, unlike his dad, was a lousy businessman. Deacon Adams drew up Boston’s declarations of grievances against the British government, in 1731 as “Breaches of the Magna Charta, The Charter of Province and an Act of Parliament.” In 1740 the colony reached the crisis of an economics depression.They really don’t mention that in the history books do they?. But in the book Sam Adams: Pioneer in Propaganda” the author John C. Miller says this:
“The promoters of the Land Bank were frankly inflationist who proposed to bring back prosperity by flooding the country with paper bills and at the same time to ‘humble the Merchants” by taking the control of currency out of their hands.”
Sound familiar? Think Federal Reserve. 
So, out of this ‘depression’ came two distinct social classes :rich and poor. The rich were the British governors who hoarded, and it wasn’t until 45 years later that the American ‘revolution’ came..and it came with mobs.
The mobs of Boston, of which there were two…North and South, which by the way, didn’t get along until Sam Adams united them, had their nemesis in Thomas Hutchinson. HE outlawed paper money through Parliamentary legislation.
In 1750 the mob went after his house, and burned it. And he wasn’t the only one they went after: in fact they had a hit list of 15 houses. 
Hutchinson was their ‘Obama.” Otis feared Hutchinson more because he used, ” soft words, a smiling countenance, fair promises and other tickling blandishments to gain his purpose.”
Nobody says that sounds like Obama…does it not?
Due to the depression of 1731, the merchants of America started illegally trading with other countries and making themselves wealthy, not the British empire. The colonies were run by a few British oligarchic families. Sam Adams, who by this time had discovered his true talent, writing, spent his life continuing his father’s pastime: politics. Everyone read Sam Adams in the newspapers, and at night the citizens would go to the pubs and out of those pubs came the Sons of Liberty, formed in 1765. Of course, sometimes those “Sons of Liberty” got a little too drunk on rum and went looking for houses to burn.
King George had his own problems. He was in debt for the French and Indian War, (And his own wars against the French overseas) and the citizens of Britain thought the colonies were fat and happy,— THEY didn’t want to be taxed anymore. Something had to give. So, when the stamp act came, Sam lead the way with “no taxation without representation.” And Sam —-took control of the ‘mob’.
Sam was asking for British rights. If we were going to be taxed, then we should have a voice. That concept is from the English Magna Charta. People should have a voice, but the Americans didn’t. So Napolitano has it right. The revolution was mostly about our freedom.
Nobody Thinks that history seems to be repeating itself. The American people are being taxed and put into a debt they can never repay, by an oligarchy much like the one that ruled us in the beginning.
The elites are well aware of the imparity. They know that the people are getting pretty fed up, as we did so long ago. That’s why they are taking our freedoms in the name of “protecting us.” They’ve made too many promises, and squandered trillions.
Many people are predicting “mobs” here in America. 
Van Jones, wants to take control of those mobs. But, unlike Sam Adams, Van Jones is a communist. Communists make revolutions in order put in dictatorships, as a means to an end. Van Jones is calling for more protest this weekend.
Sam Adams, joined the two mobs of Boston, and brought us…in the end…freedom. Van Jones revolution will bring us…tyranny.
So next time you hear Van Jones talking about ‘revolution’ remember: Pick your revolutionary leaders well., or else next thing you know…you’ll be ordered to read Stalin’s’ exercise book, and all you will be able to afford to eat are vegetables grown in China.
Van Jones can take his “green” revolution and stick it where the sun don’t shine, which is probably what Sam would have said had been living in 2012. God Bless Sam Adams…In 1775, America picked the RIGHT revolutionary.
Will we do it again?
Calling Mr. Speilburg…You Needed a Few More Semi’s In Twister…
Nobody Wonders–
How ANYONE survived these tornadoes.
Twister is one of my favorite movies of all time. Although, the one in the Wizard of Oz seemed much more ominous didn’t it?
But… this video of a tornado hurling semi-trailers into the ozone is a close second. The real thing is much more impressive, and it’s a miracle that no one was hurt during the tornado outbreak in Texas yesterday.
Think of all the poor people losing their homes. Sometimes it makes you wonder…Mr. Cohen…are we having weather wars?
KGB Agent Warning: Is Obama Getting Ready for Crisis?
Nobody Knows
This is probably one of the most important video’s you might want to watch this year. I came upon it by accident, due to a “nobody” (he’s not a nobody, it’s just my way of saying American patriot) who like this nobody, is blogging and putting the puzzle pieces together.
According to this x-KGB agent, there are four stages of a Marxist takeover:
1. Demoralization
2. Destabilization
3. Crisis
4. Normalization
We…are in the Crisis mode. As most of us remember, it was in the 1960’s where demoralization came into being. Like this guy said, it was American that did this to Americans. And those Marxists kids from the universities, have taken over the Democratic Party and put a full fledge Marxist in the White House. It took them some time, but they did it.
Now…we come to Crisis. Most of us in America cannot even comprehend a military coming to our doors. BUT…my local election yesterday here in Missouri had me more than concerned.
We voted on a measure that was passed overwhelmingly called Proposition S. Flyers were sent out and massive campaigns were showered on all the local radio stations where it was told that St. Louis County desperately needed to revamp their courthouse, because the courts were so small the victims (children) had to wait in a room with their attackers. It was a tactic as old as time. We were even told there was no sprinkler system which has to be a crock because even building build in the 1930’s had to have updated sprinkler systems, yearly. As you can see the excuses are lame. Then my friend Pattie (who voted for the measure ) told me that in her little town of Charlack, they wanted to increase the holding cells to hold over 60 people at a time, even she thought that was stupid. 
Charlack is .26 square miles. The population is 5,139 people per square miles. Do you really think that Charlack needs a holding cell for 60 people? My friend Pattie says there are rooms now that are usually empty.
The expansion of the county court house passed, because they want to make a mega giant holding cell for criminals with the latest technology. This will cost $100 million, but oh…there will be NO tax increases. That’s why everyone voted for it. That’s how they sell everything. And people fall for it. Most of us that follow politics know that this money has to come from somewhere…and if it doesn’t come from local taxes it will come from the state or federal. The people will just be “taxed” in some other way. So, do we listen to the predictions of a x-KGB agent?
And yet, most people do not believe this will happen. Even I will be surprised, but I do fear what the man says. How can we ignore the insanity going on around us?
If all goes as this man says: people will go willingly to the next stage: normalization. Especially the people who work, or have worked for the government. Why? They are getting paid…and will not forfeit their security for liberty.
This film was made in 1985. Thank God Ronald Reagan was around to curtail the long term plans of the communists.
But, he’s gone. It’s up to us nobodies to keep educating our liberal friends that there is nothing ‘normal’ about communism.
(Thanks to John Dilligent, THE DIRTY LOWDOWN)
Adam VS the Man (Whomever the “man” is at the moment)
Nobody Knows—-
Much about Adam Kokesh —but I have to admit, he is well spoken, and makes good arguments. Evidently he served honorably in Iraq in the Marines as a Corporal, and then came home and starting showing up at anti- war rallies. Adam tried to re-enlist, but they wouldn’t let him on a technicality that he wore a uniform somewhere. He was arrested at the Senate Hart Building for protesting the Iraq war, and dancing at the Washington memorial.
It seems he is all over the internet and has a talk show, and not surprisingly, this is the first I’ve heard of him, only because my reader amfortas sent me this video. (Thanks to amfortas)
He’s not fond of Obama, but he does have something in common with him: It seems the Russians like Adam and took his radio program on to Russia Today. They also have endorsed Obama to be re–elected.
Communists like other Communists, so I can see why they like Obama…but something tells me, that Adam is far from a communist. He seems to be a libertarian which is the exact opposite. In fact, he spoke at Representative Ron Paul’s Rally for the Republic in St. Paul, Minnesota, On September 2, 2008, where he stated :
“While it is our responsibility now to resist tyranny civilly, while we still can, there may come a time when we will say to the powers that be, be it with your blood or ours we have come to water the tree of liberty … who will stand with me?”
If it ever came to that…I think Adam would be a great leader to stand at the forefront. The video is very interesting and worth the time if you can find it.
State of the Republican Presidential Candidate Race
The 2012 presidential election isn’t until November 6, but the race to become the Republican Party’s presidential candidate has been in full swing for some time. It’s been an interesting race to say the least. Potential candidates, such as Texas Governor Rick Perry, U.S. Representative Michelle Bachman, Ambassador Jon Huntsman Jr., and businessman Herman Cain, have dropped out of the running. There hasn’t been anyone who has emerged as the clear-cut winner, although most people are pointing to Mitt Romney as the most likely person to win the nomination. Some people would argue that the reason why the race has been so interesting is because it’s also been a bit of a train wreck. It seems like nearly every one of the Republican candidates has said or done something that has hurt his chances in the race, causing some pundits to declare that all they have done is ensure that President Barack Obama will keep the office for another four years. Others have pointed to the increasingly large divide between Democrats and Republicans as well as the one between liberals and the far-right conservatives in the Tea Party. No matter the reason, this election has given political science majors much to talk about.
As the Republican primaries wind down and the national convention approaches, here is a look at the Republican presidential candidates who are still in the running. We’ll take a brief look at where they are in the polls and if they have a good chance of earning the Republican nomination and running against President Obama.
- Mitt Romney – Mitt Romney is currently the front-runner in the race and the one most experts believe will win the Republican nomination. Recent polls even show that he can beat Obama in the presidential election if he wins the nomination. His position in the race isn’t a lock, however; Rick Santorum has been making waves as a more conservative candidate after wins in Southern states such as Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi. Still, Romney seems to be the one most likely to win the candidacy and even the one most likely to win the election in November as long as he sticks to his guns on the economy and unemployment, areas in which he seems the most knowledgeable.
- Rick Santorum – At first glance, Santorum seems to be in a distant second place to Romney, but he has been closing that gap thanks to caucus victories in the South. The former Pennsylvania senator has never been shy about expressing his opinions on healthcare; lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender rights; abortion; and his own religious beliefs, something that has arguably hurt his chances in this race. His popularity has grown quite a bit since he declared that he is running, but it may not be enough to win the nomination from Romney and he seems too divisive to win the presidency from Obama.
- Newt Gingrich – After a 13-year absence from mainstream politics, former Speaker of the House of Representatives Newt Gingrich managed to raise $32 million in 2009 and 2010 for his campaign. This is more than all of the other Republican candidates currently in the race. He is known for thinking outside of the box and has a good grasp on most of the issues, but controversy surrounding his personal life hasn’t exactly endeared him to the general public. He is currently in third place behind Santorum and, while his chances of winning the nomination seem slim, he hasn’t given up yet.
- Ron Paul – Ron Paul may be a long shot in this campaign, but he is clearly not without his supporters. These supporters have been spreading his Tea Party-influenced views on liberty, financial market reform and human rights with the hopes of presenting him as the candidate who shuns regular politics as usual and is more in touch with the American people.
These are the remaining presidential candidates in the race to secure the Republican nomination. Romney looks like the probably nominee at this point, but there is still some time for that to change.
If you would like to learn more about the election process or even pursue a career in politics or as a political analyst, consider enrolling in a political science degree program from an online college. It has always been an interesting field of study and, with today’s political landscape, it’s become especially fascinating.
Sources
republican-candidates.org (2012)
PresidentialElection.com (2012)
by guest: Leslie Branch
Nobody’s Perfect: Dick Cheney VS Katie Troyer
Nobody’s Perfect
Last week, the nation was in shock: Dick Cheney, received a heart transplant without the express permission of the Obamacare panel of “moral and ethical” doctors of death. Liberals were beside themselves at Cheney’s draconian example of wanting to selfishly live a few more years rather than get off the planet and make room for all the illegals that we need to make room for. Also, if Obama is NOT reelected, the chances that Dick Cheney could make a comeback and become bigger than life itself…even bigger than Darth Vadar, has them running to the Supreme Court. This transplant could add another…heaven forbed…ten years to his life! Dick Cheney’s body, imperfect after five heart attacks, will now, be more perfect for the young old age of 71.
On the other hand, here we see widow Katie Troyer, from Muddy Pond, Tennessee. She has not had any heart attacks, and being the Amish women that she is, she sings us a song she learned from her Swiss Father, and personally, I think it would be very unethical to put Ms. Katie under Obamacare, because I don’t think there is anyone in the world who can Yodel like an old stereo 75rpm going running out of juice. She can yodel, as you will see, in at least 18 different keys.
These are the decisions that the Obamacare death panels will have to make: Do we keep Dick Cheney alive? Or do we deny health care to the wonderfully entertaining Katie Troyer? Nobody but God and his doctor should have to make that choice.
None of us are perfect: But Katie is proof that even at 90, you still can make great contributions to the human race, by yodeling all over the state of Tennessee, and Dick Cheney can go on doing his job of driving liberals insane. To deny either one of these great ‘old’ people healthcare would be nothing short of…Satanic.
(Nobody Wonders If Katie needs another daughter, I’m up for adoption.)
Two American Ladies: Fought the Unions
Nobody’s Opinion
Sometimes we don’t appreciate our parents when they’re alive as much as we should. Ten years after my mother had passed away, I remember reading Katherine Graham’s autobiography. Katherine was just like my mother, although on a National scale. My mother was a Republican and Katherine was a Democrat, but the one thing they had in common was they both inherited companies from their fathers. Katherine inherited The Washington Post from her father, Eugene Meyers (who was a Federal Reserve Governor) and my mother inherited her father’s printing company, Hart Printing, which was certainly no Washington Post, but it did do major advertizing for big companies like Anheuser Busch, and Brown Shoe.
I won’t go into the details of how remarkably alike they were but to say that, in one chapter in her book, Katherine talked about the most difficult time she ever had: How proud she was that she managed to keep the Post in business when the printers went on strike, in 1975. Katherine explained in great detail how the few people left in the building, herself included, and various managers and secretaries, had to try to get out the Post paper all by themselves: run the pressed, manage the paper’s delivery, etc…and how they work like dogs until the strike was over. There was a happy ending in this, because The Washington Post, is still in business, due no doubt in part, because of its political connections.
The 1975 strike did not break The Post.
My mother’s company did not fare so well when her printer union workers went on strike around the same time. My mother and father both had to work 18 hour days to keep the place running and open. The worry and heartache took a toll on her as I remember, and it was hard for a daughter to watch. The only thing my mother couldn’t do was lift the paper and feed the presses…but she did everything else. She did the estimating, accounting, receptionists, ink, layouts, all the photo department, and bindery. Like Katherine, she did it with her intellingence and will power. My father ran the presses with some help from some friends.
The whole city of St. Louis was never the same after that printer’s strike of 1975. Most of the printing business left St. Louis because of the strike, and went overseas and to other cities. The one sole Republican newspaper here in town, The Globe, folded, eventually leaving The Post Dispatch the only press standing. The Post Dispatch is very liberal and now begs for customers in grocery aisles.
My mom kept the jobs for her union employees for as long as she could, but not one of those men realized how lucky they were to even have a job to come back to. They had no idea how much money she sacrifice in her own salary…to keep the plant going. They should have thanked her…but not one of them did.
They all retired and lived great lives…and all traveled the world.
While they all had guaranteed early pensions and healthcare, my mother lived off of her SS checks and Medicare for the rest of her life. She couldn’t afford to give herself a pension because all her money went back into the company…to keep it going. After the strike getting work was a daily struggle.
I was thinking about Katherine and my mother the other day when I read these two passages in Mark’s Steyn’s new book After America:
“Obama, faced with a US automobile industry that so overcompensates it workers it can’t make a car for a price anybody’s willing to pay for it, the president handed over control to the very unions whose demands are principally responsible for that irreconcilable arithmetic. Mrs. Thatcher took on the unions and destroyed their power. In Detroit entire blocks are deserted, and the city is proposing to turn commercial land back into pasture. This is America and no bombs fell. And the physical decay is a nothing to the deterioration of human capital.. 44 percent of adults in the city have a reading comprehension below grade six level. Nearly half could not graduate from elementary school.”
“At number 27 is a lady who retired from teaching in the local school at the age of 59 and lives on an annual pension of $78,255 exempt from state and local tax with gold plated health benefits and everything inflation proofed. At number 29 is a guy exactly the same age who owns a hardware store, can’t afford to retire, has health issues and crummy provision of amelioration thereof, yet will be working till he dies, while his neighbor enjoys a lavish two decade retirement that he paid for in his taxes. This is a recipe of civil war and no gay hedonist or fire breathing mullahs need be involved.”
Unions have ruin this country….and most of Europe. All unions. Look what the teachers unions have done to our educational system. And ironically, all the major American companies because of the unions and their outlandish benefits, have taken their manufacturing to China, where there are no unions, and people work with hardly any protections. Add to that, the state pensions which are breaking the state budgets and it’s a no brainer…something has to give.
People that have never had their own business give no thought to the work and money that is involved in keeping a business going. We have become a spoiled and ingorant nation in so many ways.
Back when Henry Ford decided to pay his men a nice salary so they could afford to buy his cars…it was a great idea, and money was plenty. But then the union bosses got greedy. The hourly wage of a union man went way over market value price…and the price of everything else went up.
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If the dollar collapses (as many predict) or if Mitt Romney is elected and he somehow manages to do what he says he want to do: cut all federal pensions and pay scales down to the private sector level, there will a lot of mad people.
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If Obama gets reelected and the pay for government workers keeps going up, there will also be a breaking point among the people who just can’t afford to pay for someone’s else’s wonderful retirement anymore–and those people will start getting pretty angry. So, what side do you think will win?
Nobody Knows…but I’m sure Mark will not reprimand my saying: it’s really FUBAR. Unions: if you belong to one, you love them. If you don’t…you hate them.
Nobody Thinks they should all be busted…starting at the top. What have we got to lose?
And on another note: Both these women ran those companeis for years…they were…the top bosses, and this was way before Gloria Steinem put on her little bunny tail.
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The ability to camouflage your appearance is fundamental in nature, so that your enemies don’t devour you. Here David Gallo does one of his spectacular presentations of underwater life. Funny though…after watching this you realize when watching politicians that they do exactly the same thing…morph into their environment. Wherever they are…they say what everyone in that room wants to hear. Not to mention, they hide the side of themselves they don’t want you to see.
Okay…so everyone does this. Nevertheless…to change the color of your skin…now THAT’s something we could all have fun with! Does this mean someday we’ll be able to blend into the bedspreads if our lover comes into a room and catches us with another person? And does this mean since some marine life can do things we can’t, it means that we really aren’t that all evolved at all? And WHY can’t we blend into the wall?
Why didn’t humans get this wonderful trick in OUR evolution? Should we even start that conversation with Al Gore? HA!
ENJOY!
Ashton Kutcher Missed the…NASA Boat.
Nobody Wonders
Last night, I was listening to my favorite late night talk show host, George Noory, and his guest, was a man who insisted that Obama is going to nuke Iran, and the whole world will be destroyed. He kept saying that we must get him out of office or the whole world will be destroyed by nukes. He said that about fifty times.
Gee…that’s a pleasant thought.
So what does a Nobody do? Recently, Richard (Where’s The White House dope?) Branson, President and owner of Virgin Galactic, is selling tickets to outer space faster than you can say, “Biden Bonkers.” Ashton Kutcher has just announced that he is the 500 person in line for Richard’s trip. He has to wait some time before he gets to do his turn…and if he hadn’t have rushed into things..he could have gotten a much better deal for much less cash.
Yes, he could have gone to Mars, round trip, for $500,000. Nasaa new partners in Mars expeditions, Elon Musk, are going to have their Falcon 9 launcher and Dragon Vessel to carry the crew and luggage, up and running in about 13 years…just about the time Ashton will be going up in his very short and very expensive trip to the sky and back, I will be going to Mars. I will look back and wave at the little guy, because my trip will be MUCH more exciting.
That is: if I win Megamillions tonight. And If I win… I’ll have MORE than enough for a roundtrip ticket, and Ashton will have to just get in line….again.
I might even plant a few trees while I’m there. The place could use some sprucing up. 
George Clooney: Finds Out Money Can’t Buy a “Get Out of Jail Free” Card
Nobody’s Notes
How many people get to sit and eat dinner next to the President of the United States one day, and then end up getting arrested the next? Not many. 
WASHINGTON (AP) — Actor George Clooney and his father have been arrested at a protest outside the Sudanese Embassy in Washington.
Do you think George will vote for Obama again after this?
Nobody guesses that George’s “sexist man of the year” good looks last night at the state (come donate to me (Obama) while I serve you the finest food taxpayer’s money can buy) dinner– didn’t make a dent in Michelle’s desire to help the unfortunate starving children in the long lost world of Southern Sudan, so he decided to go to top for advise, and Obama told him— You must do what a any good community organizer would do George…protest! Get them to notice you! I can’t do anything right now, I’ve got to run for reelection….or something like that.
He should have taken Obama to a basketball game. George actually expected something for whatever he donated last night to Obama’s reelection campaign. Instead— he got arrested. Evidently, whatever he “donated” to Obama’s reelection campaign wasn’t enough.
If you are like me, you are wondering just how much these movie stars are getting paid to lobby heads of governments for their “causes.” George belongs to so many humanitarian lobbying organizations, I’m sure he needs a slew of secretaries just to keep track of them all.
Angelina Jolie has made her lobbying a second career. While FOX news is crying, “People are being slaughtered in Syria! The President does nothing! The UN does nothing!” ––The liberals are ignoring Syria…and bringing up the fact that Darfur has been slaughtering more people for a much longer time…and they’re right. 
But the “cause’ of George Clooney is not to “help” free South Sudan from the murderous Muslim thugs of the North. It’s just to tell those uncaring Muslims to let the world “help” the poor southern Sudanese by letting in humanitarian help, while they are being beheaded.
YES— Let the bleeding heart liberals in!
The Civil war of Sudan has been going on for quite some time and why may we ask? Religious differences? According to The CIA World Factbook, 97 percent of the population adheres to Islam.
Due to the secession of South Sudan, which contained over 80 percent of Sudan’s oilfields, the economic forecast for Sudan in 2011 and beyond is uncertain. While historically agriculture remains the main source of income and employment hiring of over 80 percent of Sudanese, and makes up a third of the economic sector, oil production drove most of Sudan’s post-2000 growth. Currently, the International Monetary Fund IMF is working hand in hand with Khartoum government to strengthened macroeconomic theory. The program has been in place since early 90s, and also work-out exchange rate and reserve of foreign exchange. Since 1997, Sudan has been implementing the macroeconomic reforms recommended by the International Monetary Fund. China is Sudan’s largest economic partner, with a 40 percent share in its oil.
What else does Sudan have? Asbestos, chromites, cobalt, copper, gold, granite, gypsum, iron, kaolin, lead, manganese, mica, natural gas, nickel, silver, tin, uranium, and zinc.
And yet, the Sudanese people have no idea how to get it out of the ground and sell it, they’re much too busy killing each other. 
When you hear George speak, he sounds so sincere in his compassion of saving those poor people of Darfur, it makes you want to save them all. But Nobody Remembers that George once made fun of Charlton Heston’s Alzheimers. When someone asked him if he had “gone too far” he said,
“I don’t care. Charlton Heston is the head of the NRA: he deserves whatever anyone says about him.”
Heston himself commented,
“It just goes to show that sometimes class does skip a generation,” referring to Clooney’s aunt, Rosemary Clooney. “I don’t know the man – never met him, never even spoken to him, but I feel sorry for George Clooney – one day he may get Alzheimer’s disease. I served my country in World War II. I survived that – I guess I can survive some bad words from this fellow.”
Clooney later said, “It was a joke…”
That was a classy way to respond to such a classless comment. Nevertheless, I prefer to remember the way Obama responds to a person he doesn’t like:
Whenever I see George Clooney, I make myself remember the words of ‘President’ Obama, who said this once about Sarah Palin.
“You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”
Nobody Says: You can put a classy tux on a liberal, but he’s still a classless liberal.
If George Clooney wants to help the Sudanese people, he could start by selling his mansion in Italy and just dropping food from an airplane over Southern Sudan.
That should keep them fed until China gets there.
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