George Clooney: Finds Out Money Can’t Buy a “Get Out of Jail Free” Card
Nobody’s Notes
How many people get to sit and eat dinner next to the President of the United States one day, and then end up getting arrested the next? Not many. 
WASHINGTON (AP) — Actor George Clooney and his father have been arrested at a protest outside the Sudanese Embassy in Washington.
Do you think George will vote for Obama again after this?
Nobody guesses that George’s “sexist man of the year” good looks last night at the state (come donate to me (Obama) while I serve you the finest food taxpayer’s money can buy) dinner– didn’t make a dent in Michelle’s desire to help the unfortunate starving children in the long lost world of Southern Sudan, so he decided to go to top for advise, and Obama told him— You must do what a any good community organizer would do George…protest! Get them to notice you! I can’t do anything right now, I’ve got to run for reelection….or something like that.
He should have taken Obama to a basketball game. George actually expected something for whatever he donated last night to Obama’s reelection campaign. Instead— he got arrested. Evidently, whatever he “donated” to Obama’s reelection campaign wasn’t enough.
If you are like me, you are wondering just how much these movie stars are getting paid to lobby heads of governments for their “causes.” George belongs to so many humanitarian lobbying organizations, I’m sure he needs a slew of secretaries just to keep track of them all.
Angelina Jolie has made her lobbying a second career. While FOX news is crying, “People are being slaughtered in Syria! The President does nothing! The UN does nothing!” ––The liberals are ignoring Syria…and bringing up the fact that Darfur has been slaughtering more people for a much longer time…and they’re right. 
But the “cause’ of George Clooney is not to “help” free South Sudan from the murderous Muslim thugs of the North. It’s just to tell those uncaring Muslims to let the world “help” the poor southern Sudanese by letting in humanitarian help, while they are being beheaded.
YES— Let the bleeding heart liberals in!
The Civil war of Sudan has been going on for quite some time and why may we ask? Religious differences? According to The CIA World Factbook, 97 percent of the population adheres to Islam.
Due to the secession of South Sudan, which contained over 80 percent of Sudan’s oilfields, the economic forecast for Sudan in 2011 and beyond is uncertain. While historically agriculture remains the main source of income and employment hiring of over 80 percent of Sudanese, and makes up a third of the economic sector, oil production drove most of Sudan’s post-2000 growth. Currently, the International Monetary Fund IMF is working hand in hand with Khartoum government to strengthened macroeconomic theory. The program has been in place since early 90s, and also work-out exchange rate and reserve of foreign exchange. Since 1997, Sudan has been implementing the macroeconomic reforms recommended by the International Monetary Fund. China is Sudan’s largest economic partner, with a 40 percent share in its oil.
What else does Sudan have? Asbestos, chromites, cobalt, copper, gold, granite, gypsum, iron, kaolin, lead, manganese, mica, natural gas, nickel, silver, tin, uranium, and zinc.
And yet, the Sudanese people have no idea how to get it out of the ground and sell it, they’re much too busy killing each other. 
When you hear George speak, he sounds so sincere in his compassion of saving those poor people of Darfur, it makes you want to save them all. But Nobody Remembers that George once made fun of Charlton Heston’s Alzheimers. When someone asked him if he had “gone too far” he said,
“I don’t care. Charlton Heston is the head of the NRA: he deserves whatever anyone says about him.”
Heston himself commented,
“It just goes to show that sometimes class does skip a generation,” referring to Clooney’s aunt, Rosemary Clooney. “I don’t know the man – never met him, never even spoken to him, but I feel sorry for George Clooney – one day he may get Alzheimer’s disease. I served my country in World War II. I survived that – I guess I can survive some bad words from this fellow.”
Clooney later said, “It was a joke…”
That was a classy way to respond to such a classless comment. Nevertheless, I prefer to remember the way Obama responds to a person he doesn’t like:
Whenever I see George Clooney, I make myself remember the words of ‘President’ Obama, who said this once about Sarah Palin.
“You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”
Nobody Says: You can put a classy tux on a liberal, but he’s still a classless liberal.
If George Clooney wants to help the Sudanese people, he could start by selling his mansion in Italy and just dropping food from an airplane over Southern Sudan.
That should keep them fed until China gets there.
Obama’s Court Jester –Chris Rock
Nobody Wonders
–Why any white person in the country would vote for Barack Obama. Seriously. One of Obama’s favorite comedians is Chris Rock, and Chris Rock will tell you the truth, no black likes white people. While this “fact” was presented in his comedy routine, anybody who thinks that Chris is kidding, also thinks some black somewhere admires Obama’s white mother.
To the black racists– ( And Obama has many of them as friends) Obama is even more superhuman because he evolved from his white mothers defects into the perfect black that he is today. Many white racist think, if not for his white mother, Obama wouldn’t even be able to read a teleprompter.
Chris Rock was at Barack Obama’s big 50th birthday party at the White House, which was filled with blacks. They didn’t show too much of this party on TV because of that fact…but Chris Rock had this to say about the event:
Rock was standing with rapper-producer Jay-Z in the audience and watching singer-songwriter Stevie Wonder and pianist-composer Herbie Hancock perform together.
“Me and Jay-Z looked at each other like, ‘Oh, hell no, we’re never going to do shows here,’” Rock said in the video of his club appearance. “The president is never going to go, ‘Yes, ‘Big Pimpin,’ how did you like that?’” Rock said, referring to a Jay-Z song. … “That’s never going to happen. Let’s just be glad we’re invited.”
(Nobody Thinks that “Hit the Women with a Dick” comedy routine is not exactly White House material, or the “Black Hates White People” routine, isn’t either.)
The most surreal portion of the night, Rock said, was the moment Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” started playing. At that point, Rock recalled that first daughters Malia, 13, and Sasha Obama, 10,”came out of nowhere … and started doing the dougie” dance. “Think about this [expletive] moment, a bunch of black people doing the [expletive] dougie in a house slaves made,” Rock, who turned 47 himself last month, said, laughing.
Chris recently admitted he thought he had died and gone to black heaven when he walked into the all black birthday party at the White House.
Nobody Knows there is big money to be made by keeping the history of the black slave in America going forever. Even though not one white person living today had anything to do with it. It’s been the most lucrative power machine ever invented by a politician…next of course to pork.
With great racists remarks like that coming from the best bud of a black President…I can’t wait to see what the blacks do when Martin Luther King’s statue is taken down and replaced with Che, and when someday an Hispanic President cuts the black people off of welfare and food stamps.
The blacks will then be put into the same hated bags as the whites. He will no longer be able to claim victimization greater than the hispanic slave, who were used as lowly farmers and house maids on stolen land.
The Mexican Music in the White House will be a lot less…racist. La Casa Casinos will go up everywhere.
Nobody THINKS…I will be dead–Chris Rock will be dead. And hopefully, I will see Chris’s face at the gates of St. Peters’s when he tells Chris he will be given a choice: he can go to heaven, but it’s full of white people too…so he might feel more comfortable going elsewhere.
Obama’s Goliaths VS America’s Vinnie Davids
Nobody Cares
Vinnie was furious…
“I’m going over there…come on guys, let’s all go over there.” 
The “guys” Vinnie was talking to, were the other members of my band. We were all standing in the parking lot after a job at the bar called the “Fifth House” where we had been the opening act for a local blues guitarist. Across the lot at the other end was a crowd of people watching a huge man hit a much smaller man relentlessly. The bearded man was about 6’6″ and more than 375 pounds. Vinnie was all of about 110 pounds and I towered over him at 5’6″. As the leader of the band, the guys were waiting for me to give them the okay to go and stop it, because at the time, we were packing up our equipment.
(The leader is usually the guy with the P.A system, and that was me.)
As the big man left and went into the bar, I was relieved. The man he had attacked was lying on the ground. As we walked closer to help him, we saw blood. Blood everywhere. It was then that I realized that the big man had had a knife. It was the first time I had seen just how much blood one human could bleed. The next day, we found out that big maniac had not only killed the man in the parking lot, he killed three more people inside. He was the son of a local police chief.
Believe it or not, he got off.
I’m not sure if I am ashamed of what I did that day or not. Surely, Vinnie would have been stabbed. The guy was high on something. It was a decision of survival I tell myself, but if everyone in that crowd would have helped, a life would have been saved.
Why do good people do nothing? 
Recently, In a park in Gosport, Hampshire, England—
On an overcast lunchtime last March when no fewer than 25 members of the emergency services, including a press officer, descended on a 3½ft-deep model boating lake minutes after Simon Burgess, 41, fell into the water when he suffered a seizure. But as an inquest heard last week, he lay floating face-down for more than a half an hour while firemen, police and paramedics watched and did nothing. Our reconstruction shows that Mr. Burgess could have been reached by firemen…who took five minutes to reach the scene–within seven minutes of Mrs. Huges’s 999 call, rather than the 37 minutes that it eventually took.
The man could have been saved, but they all stood by.
The reason? Even though they could all swim, the first fire crew to arrive hadn’t been ‘trained’ to enter water higher than ankle-deep. Instead they waited for ‘specialists’ to arrive to retrieve his body. They had decided Mr. Burgess must surely be dead because he had been in the water for ten minutes. When a policeman decided to go in anyway, he was ordered not to. A paramedic was also told not to enter the water because he didn’t have the right ‘protective’ clothing and might be in breach of the Personal Protective Equipment at Work Regulations 1992.
In other words, not one man would risk losing his job to save another man’s life.

But that’s not going to happen..it’s got to be us that takes care of it. Washington will protect their own. It’s why the richest neighborhoods in the United States are in D.C. They have no plans to change the status quo, and even if a Ron Paul was elected, he would be blocked at every turn.
Many year later, I wish I would have done things different that night. First we would have gotten closer…and then I would have said to the guys, “Okay, but first, let’s make a plan of attack. That guy is really big.”
That’s what a “man” would have said– but I wasn’t man enough at the time. I was selfish, and choose to stay out of it.
But, we can’t do that anymore can we?
Can America “man up?” Can the women of America “man up?” 
If each of use just tries to “protect” our own little small lives, we will lose it all.
I always wondered what happened to Vinnie. Not only was he a great keyboard player, but he was a hell of a man, willing to sacrifice his life for what was right, like our boys in the military. I think he would agree that we all must get involved to save America.
Obama is not going to stop until the American patriot is bleeding and dead on the ground. And the threat is big…it’s going to take a lot of big men to bring it down, and we not only need a plan…we need a “manly” leader.
History will give us one, it always does. Vinnie is still out there…I just know it…what we need is a little army of Vinnie Davids. The story of David and Goliath has given inspiration to the Jewish people….and we should use it now as an inspiration to America.
Goliath was taken down once before, and we can do it again. All we have to do is decide.
What Happens After 12-21-12?
Nobody Reports
Are you thinking about building a bunker? Are you afraid that on 12-21-12 the world will end as we know it? And are you SMART enough to use that as a pick-up line?
Well, here’s the proof that the most you have to fear…is another four years of Obama….and if he is still President on December 22, we might all wish that it was only Planet X that hit us.
Enjoy!
Obama Reinvents—The “Rule of Law” To “Rule By Me”
Nobody’s Notes
Well, it’s Friday, and the week went pretty much as we all expected. Super Tuesday announced Mitt Romney as the winner, only to have Newt send out an email, saying, “Wait a minute folks, those delegates don’t actually register until the convention!” 
So far, Mitt is winning. And now we are wondering, who is going to be his VP? Rubio? Jeb? In order to fight for Mitt old mamma grizzly Barbara Bush was sent out to tell all the candidates to quit being nasty. Behave children! And who is she to make any comment? It’s the one thing that we hate–our entrenched politicans think they are royalty. We’re tired of it.
I don’t know about you, but it annoys the heck out of me that the politicians use their “women” to say things they want to say.
The one thing we do know about Mitt is that Obama has congratulated him on winning…but then Obama has also just congratulated Vladimir Putin for winning his election in Russia. Obama would call Hitler if he was still alive to congratulate him on winning—which brings me to what’s been on my mind all week:
The death of Andrew Brietbart. Many people who knew him personally, think the government could have “assassinated” him, which, If Obama considered him a ‘threat” to the country, would have been perfectly legal for him to do. (He made sure he got that law made.) Looking at it from Obama’s point of view, Andrew could have killed his reelection run, and since he thinks he is the only one who can save America, in his mind, Andrew would be a “threat” to the country.
Nobody has ever deemed the sudden deaths of very famous people beyond speculation that they could have been assassinated because they were threats to whomever would have benefitted from their demise..in fact, I think it’s actually logical to think so, with all the power and trillions involved.
Princess Diana: Who benefited? Prince Charles, who then was free to marry his true love.
JFK Jr: Who benefitted? The Clintons.
Andrew Brietbart: Who benefitted? Obama
The sad part is…whatever journalist who even dares to look into the real true facts of the matter are shut down. Google sends them to the basement. Once all books are online…most of that will be hard to find.
Nobody Thinks: If something happens to Alex Jones, then we can all stop speculating.
Nobody is also bothered by the fact that Obama wants a homegrown police force right here in our country. (see video) This civilian army is completely un-American. That’s Russia…China, that’s not us.
While Hillary and Obama were quick to embraced the Arab spring and the rights of people to protest, Nobody doubts that if they succeed in building their civilian army they would not hesitate to use it on their own citizens. Obama is taking a lesson from China.
China nips all protects in the bud, straight up. China spends more money on their state security apparatus, than on their own military.
This from the Atlantic:
“My wife and I were in China, mainly Beijing through February and March. In February (2011) a large number of the country’s human rights and public interest lawyers were arrested or detained or were disappeared in the style of Pinochet’s Chile. Once they were gone, people they might have represented and defended writers, professors, bloggers, activist of many sorts were arrested or made to disappear too.”
We haven’t come to that yet, but our political correct media is attacking good citizens with lies and vicious slandering every day. So far, enough of us have stood strong. But when they get their civilian army, it won’t be so easy.
Our “President” has also blatantly told us he will ignore Congress. Now we know why he put Panetta, in charge of our defense in the Middle East. He wanted a lawyer to protect his takeover of the Constitution. Panetta, who was just grilled by the Congress pretty much said the President can do what he wants, and takes his orders from the international community, not Congress.
Will Congress impeach him?
Nope. They should, but they don’t have the votes.
If a President makes himself King, what next? Now—he can kill anyone he wants without trial, he can start wars anywhere he wants, without congressional approval, he sides with communist dictators…could this president be what our founders feared?
A Manchurian candidate? And if so—who is controlling him?
Nobody Knows, but with half the people on the government dole, it’s going not going to be easy to defeat him. Can MItt?
At this point in time, I say we pray that Obama is defeated. He is on track to become one of the biggest depots in History.
He becomes more dangerous every day.
The University of Chicago–Exploding Excretments
Nobody Cares
Sandra Fluke has done her job. So well in fact, that here we find another young student out to get some changes done…and very important changes they are too! The toilets are exploding at the University of Chicago..yes, the school that mentored that hotbed of leaders that have graced it halls, and which have included: Saul Alinsky, David Axelrod, Carol Moseley Braun, David Brooks, Jon Corzine, Ramsey Clark, Ed Ashner, Paul Wolfowitz, Ahmaed Chalabi (Deputy Prime Minister of Iraq), David Rockefeller, and Indiana Jones–is falling apart.
And no one seems to care ! Exploding excrement, elevators that try to kill you, heating vents that burn and maine…and yet WHERE is our ‘President’ on this? After all, this IS Obama’s old school. This is where he met Michelle, who went on to be employed at the university, starting out at about $300, 000 a year. Surely they would want to help out their old alma mater?
Don’t they CARE about this poor girl? After all…if your hand falls on the heater at night, your medical bills alone will break you, and you won’t be able to afford contraceptives.
The cost of one semester at the University of Chicago is around $12,633, and that doesn’t include gas….so you would think that the university professors could take a cut in pay and fix the toilets, wouldn’t you?
Nobody Thinks—.there is more to this than meets the eye. It could be, the very halls themselves have decided to take revenge for the great evil that they have sent out into the world. If I was a university, and I knew the damage that had been done in my house, I certainly wouldn’t want to continue the trend.
I might explode a few toilets too.
Nobody Flashes Gene Simmon’s Views on Obama
Nobody Flashes
How about this?: Gene Simmons telling Obama that he is dead wrong on Israel. This video is an older one, but it left me with a good feeling. Also, today, the fact that Obama is holding the meeting of the G-8 at Camp David, which historically has been used for war planning…leaves me wondering…when will the war with Iran start?
Enjoy…MR. KISS himself…I did.
Sandra Fluke: On Her Way to Replace The Original Fluke Nancy Pelosi…
Nobody Wonders
Nobody Wants You to Remember the name: Sandra Fluke. Sandra is a law student of that great incubator of future politicians in Washington D.C. called Georgetown. It’s where the once unknown poor, poverty-stricken boy from Arkansas, was put on track to one day be a superstar of the Democratic party. Yes, it was at Georgetown that Bill Clinton became a page for very prominent democratic senators and where he “opened” confidential messages he was delivering on the hill to discover the secrets to report to his masters. He is now a 33rd degree Mason. This Fluke was handpicked, as sure as the last fluke was…to be an upcoming star in the future NEW WORLD of political liars, which is ten times better than the OLD WORLD group of liars thanks to universities like Georgetown.
Listen to that whiney voice. First off…she claims that contraceptives cost a student $3,000 dollars. What a bunch of crock. Even if they cost $100 dollars a month (which they don’t) more like $30 dollars at your local D.C. Planned Parenthood, I think she’d be better off blaming Georgetown University for the high cost of its overpriced faculty for her big sob story. So, go to a cheaper school Sandra. Better yet, get rid of your cellphone Sandra..or how about this: Try asking the guy to use a rubber, or else…no sex. Can’t control yourself? Just HAVE to have sex? If you can’t control your sexual adventures knowing that you might get pregnant, and condemn your liberal mind to years of heartache and torture, then no amount of Georgetown high education is going to make you any brighter. But what it can do, as we are witnessing, is make you an expert at lying.
In the video below, (Notice they did let her give her sob story to Congress) poor MS Sandra CARES about all her fellow women sufferers. Why…(let’s not forget that Mom and Dad can now put poor little Sandra on their health insurance till she’s 26) she claims all college students have no insurance. (Wait…didn’t Obama promise health care for everyone? )
One woman, who cannot ‘afford’ the pills will have countless seizures, says MS Fluke. Think about how absurd this is. All she needs to do is get bio-identical hormones from a doctor….and trust me–they will cost a lot more than birth control pills. But any doctor would prescribe her hormonal pills for her seizures or better yet…give her pills to CONTROL her seizure. Wonders never cease—they do not teach modern medical advances at Georgetown University.
This is right up the Pelosi driveway: I’m a woman and I deserve to have free everything.
And to make the video even more laughable, she claims that the “pill” has freed women to have careers. If not for the “pill” no woman could even enter the work force. Rockefeller would have to hire more men, at a higher price.
Gee…my mother never had the “pill” and she ran her own printing company with 30 employees for over 40 years. She didn’t die. She didn’t suffer. Should we tell Sandra that she is being misleading about this?
No?
Sandra’s main concern, as is the talking point of the whole democratic party, is that: Oh my…women’s HEALTH is at issue? They say it like all women are going to die of cancer. And that’s why you can no longer get screening for breast cancer. Liberals have decided that getting pregnant is now much more fatal to a woman’s health.
Is it? Or is it men’s? Condoms can be bought at any drugstore. Yeah, those feminists sure bought women into the 21st century. Now you have a RIGHT to fornicate four times a day while you’re at college, and a RIGHT to do it without bothering to ask any man to be responsible because…why should he? It’s YOUR body!
Obama wants complete control over everyone’s bodies. What’s next? Every student needs a car? Every student needs to be supplied food? Every student needs to have money for beer? Every woman needs money for tampons? Can I get a Vowel here? And did you know that there is a movement to get rid of ALL contraceptives?
Since I didn’t go to Georgetown, I’m thinking that it MUST be a fluke. Nobody Wonders how many more Flukes are coming out of Georgetown. Maybe we should make contraceptive mandatory for that school alone. We have enough flukey lawyers already, don’t you think?
Globalization…Has Finally Taken Over the Oscars
Nobody Flashes
The day has arrived: globalization has hit the Hollywood elite. I don’t know if you watched the Oscars last night, but there was a horrible lack of “male” presence on the red carpet…every actress was dragging along their mother or their “best” friend. Even Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz made sure they were just two little girls from…Little old Hollywood. Let’s not even compare then to Russel and Monroe.
My day is short enough already.
While Billy Crystal looked like his face had been duck-taped on by out- of- work construction guys from Mississippi, I tried to say, “Okay, maybe he’s sick.” BUT– when George Clooney kissed him, we pretty much all grossed out…and the pity left. Okay…the gays got their PR.
The good news is: Except for Meryl Streep, most of the awards went to foreigners. The French, the Iranians, the Pakistanis…and Oprah. The only thing missing was a message from Hillary.
While Angelina Jolie was the sex bomb of the night…I could not stop looking at her right arm…which is about the size of the top of a nine iron. Lopez had an exposed nipple moment that nobody talked about, (Half a nipple doesn’t count I suppose) and War Horse was snubbed badly along with Harry Potter….but that to me was a good sign.
After the beginning, the long hours of boredom are always hard to bear…but one thing was very noticeable. When a new black actress won for Best Supporting Actress the whole placed jumped up and went crazy with applause. And yet, after the acrobats of Cirque de Soleil did such impossible tumbling that one wonders if their mothers had them turning flips out of the womb…and how many hours of hard work it took to do those stunts…our glamourous and very weathy movie stars…did not want to give the ovation it deserved. Maybe they have seen it too many times, but still. The applause was…very polite. After about two minutes they finally stood and applauded because some producer went–“Oh my god…no one is standing! ” and called the sign guy out to go an hold up the sign to tell them to “STAND UP!” They looked as if they were being told to dig a grave for Obama.
So, they deserved to be victims of their own liberal hearts. I agree. Don’t give any of them anymore awards. What makes them think they are so much more speical than the rest of the world? What? Did they think that they were going to be protected against globalization forever? Yes, welcome Hollywood..to the world of “You cant’ have everything anymore you overstuffed rich moviestars…it’s the NEW WORLD ORDER where you NOW have to compete with the rest of the world!” You have to now share the stage.
It was a clear mandate down from the top. Someone must have pissed off Obama. What? You don’t think our government has anything to say about the Oscars? Remember, the generals took over Walt Disney’s studio during the war. The government has never left.
Which is why you have to wonder…is that why Sandra Bullock is speaking German when she was asked to speak chinese? Enquiring minds want to know.
















