Ashton Kutcher Missed the…NASA Boat.
Nobody Wonders
Last night, I was listening to my favorite late night talk show host, George Noory, and his guest, was a man who insisted that Obama is going to nuke Iran, and the whole world will be destroyed. He kept saying that we must get him out of office or the whole world will be destroyed by nukes. He said that about fifty times.
Gee…that’s a pleasant thought.
So what does a Nobody do? Recently, Richard (Where’s The White House dope?) Branson, President and owner of Virgin Galactic, is selling tickets to outer space faster than you can say, “Biden Bonkers.” Ashton Kutcher has just announced that he is the 500 person in line for Richard’s trip. He has to wait some time before he gets to do his turn…and if he hadn’t have rushed into things..he could have gotten a much better deal for much less cash.
Yes, he could have gone to Mars, round trip, for $500,000. Nasaa new partners in Mars expeditions, Elon Musk, are going to have their Falcon 9 launcher and Dragon Vessel to carry the crew and luggage, up and running in about 13 years…just about the time Ashton will be going up in his very short and very expensive trip to the sky and back, I will be going to Mars. I will look back and wave at the little guy, because my trip will be MUCH more exciting.
That is: if I win Megamillions tonight. And If I win… I’ll have MORE than enough for a roundtrip ticket, and Ashton will have to just get in line….again.
I might even plant a few trees while I’m there. The place could use some sprucing up. 
The Trayvon Gun Law—Watch for It.
Nobody Wins
Today is the two-year anniversary of Obama’s dictatorial power takeover of America’s healthcare. ObamaCare was passed in the darkest hour of the destruction of American freedom two years ago, and I had a whole blog in my head to put up about the whole issue. 
And then…Obama cleverly diverted the whole nation’s attention away from national debates about ObamaCare and turned us back onto “race” . The media focused our attention away from the important anniversery and onto how a young black boy, with candy in his pocket, was killed in Florida by man who had a gun.
The old bait and switch game…what else is new?
Obama made a statement today about the murder of Trayvon Martin because someone was planted in his audience to ask him about it. Since Obama’s only card to play in this election is: “I deserve to remain in power because I’m black.” —Jesse Jackson and Obama’s old mentor, Reverend Farrak-you-ram are in Florida with busloads of “protestors” to rally against the atrocity of a young black boy being killed by a white person, who by the way…has turned out to be Hispanic. With one of his usual narcissistic statements Obama said,
“I’m the head of the executive branch and the attorney General reports to me.” He also had to add:”If I had a son he would look like Trayvon.”
OH?
Oh..gee…is THAT why we should all care so much more?. A boy that LOOKS like Obama…is more special because he looks like the Messiah himself?
To a white person that says: If you are killed by a black person, you don’t count. If you are a black person and are killed by a black person, that doesn’t count either, because according to the FBI more blacks kill blacks.
In 2004, the data shows that for single victim/single offender incidents of which there were 3,067 Black victims, 92.2 percent of them, or 2827, were murdered by black offenders. Extrapolating for multiple victim/single offender incidents for the remaining 3,565 Black victims gives us 3,286 Blacks killed by other Blacks. So in one single year, Blacks killed more than 6,000 other Blacks. That’s right – in one year, Blacks have murdered more of their own than the KKK killed in a century and a half of lynching.
The reality is: the gang wars in LA between the Hispanics and blacks, or if you prefer,…the “kids” that look like Obama, have been dropping like flies in L.A. for YEARS. The great black hope Obama has not even cared a bit about that war has he? I guess if murders are committed by gang members it’s okay, but when the citizen takes up arms…that’s a problem too precious to ignore.
Racist Mexican gangs are indiscriminately targeting blacks who aren’t even involved in gang culture, as part of an orchestrated ethnic cleansing program that is forcing black people to flee Los Angeles. The culprit of the carnage is the radical Neo-Nazi liberation theology known as La Raza, which calls for the extermination of all races in America besides Latinos, and is being bankrolled by some of the biggest Globalists in the U.S.
In one typical case,” writes journalist Brentin Mock, “Three members of the Pomona 12 attacked an African-American teenager, Kareem Williams, in his front yard in 2002. When his uncle, Roy Williams, ran to help his nephew, gang member Richard Diaz told him, ” Niggers have no business living in Pomona because this is 12th Street territory.” According to witnesses, Diaz then told the other gang members, “Pull out the gun! Shoot the nigger! Shoot the nigger!”
Obama chooses to ignore LA, because he needs the Latino vote. But in Florida on the other hand, he needs to shore up his base. 
Here’s the truth: The murders in LA where blacks have been murdered daily, did not fall on the Anniversary of ObamaCare and that brings me back to the blog I didn’t write.
The American people are having a hard time feeling that Obama cares about any murder, because Obama plans to kill off millions of American by denying then health care, and many of those people will be black. In the liberal mind this should be an alarm…because while they were all up in alarm about Sudan…liberals are willing to keep quiet about grandma being sent to the ‘hospice” to die.
Instead of having a sane world where any killing of anybody is considered abhorrent we have to give a heavier card of blackness to any who is NOT black..targeting blacks. Simply because it can be used to keep the democrats in power. 
Watch for it.
If that happens, the rest of us who are not black…will just have to paint our faces.
Nobody Wants a Mile Long Wedding Veil…
Nobody Notes
I’m NOT a fashionable lady. Even though I had to dress up every single night for work..high heels, velvet dresses, red lipstick, push-up bras..(get your mind up one level…I was an ‘musician’), I would rather have on old jeans or shorts and no shoes at all. If you ask me to go look at pictures taken by Hubble, or go shopping, there would be no contest…I have closets full of clothes, and once in a while, I go look at them, and dream of selling off my whole collection of gowns to have enough money to buy a good telescope. 
But fashion is art in many circles, and some of us don’t get it. For instance: Someone made a veil for a wedding dress that is 1.85 miles long. Who is going to marry someone in that dress? For $7,950 I’d say it’s a bargain. And look at it here…how many bugs, and mud stains, and grass stains, and dog doo stains, and rocks rips, are ruining that veil just for this picture? You can’t tell me after this picture was taken that the dress is still good. The price should be reduced by half. You’d have to have the ceremony outside and maybe drap it over the grand canyon. Or fall out of a plane…or get married on top of the Empire State Building, and let it hang down the side.
Still…when you consider the other fashion hits of history, maybe a mile long veil isn’t so bad after all…. 
Obama FEELS Your Gas Pain:…. NOT
Nobody Remembers
Here’s a guy who made a pretty good video about the almost criminal hypocrisy of Obama when it comes to gas prices. There are clips from the Democrats when they were running for office, claiming that the whole world was falling apart due to Bush and his high gas prices…but now that they are in office…OH…how they have changed their tune.
High gas prices are good, because…fewer people drive and fewer people will die due to car accidents. They are SO optimistic. (Rreally, they used that word.)
Fewer people will fly too…so who’s life is that going to save? Fewer people will be able to afford food. Whose life is that going to save?
I think they are hoping gas is so high by-election day, fewer people will drive to the polls. That’s part of their plan.
I usually don’t post email during the week, but this one is too good to pass up.
(Thanks to Tom Beebe)
Hillary–Still Looking for That Lost Plane…That Lost Presidency…That Lost Husband…
Nobody Cares
What’s wrong with me? Here we are in the middle of the worst economic depression since the LAST one, the only difference being we now have credit cards to pile up our debt— gas prices are going up, food prices are going up, people have even stopped looking for work, we have a radical Marxist in the White House with dreams of a communist utopia, N. Korea wants to attack us, China wants to buy us, Russia wants to destroy us, and the whole middle East wants us taken down to Allah’s basement…and what is Hillary Clinton, our Secretary of State concerned about?
Finding out where Amelia’s Earhart’s plane crashed.
Why, that is of the utmost importance…far beyond any kind of national security. On Hillary Clinton’s mind, her childhood hero needs to be found. Hillary is running out of hero’s. Obama reincarnated his own image with Lincoln, FDR, Martin Luther King, Mandela, Mohammed, Mao, and Jesus just to name a few. But poor Hillary…not many liberal women there to pick from. 
Hillary couldn’t muster herself to honor Margaret Thatcher or Mother Teresa, so she HAS to bring back Amelia Earhart….that lesbian looking woman who manage to crash her own plane.
And once again…why should I care? Is this all about getting women to CARE again about the Democratic party? Or is this just Hillary, the woman who, unlike most of the rest of us, never got over the sixties and fighting for women’s rights, and the fact that her own party choose Obama over her.
Hillary is still mad she didn’t get to be President as promised. Sure, we all like Amelia, but really, must you make a big deal out of finding a dead someone, —by trying to find her makeup mirror?
Did Amelia even WEAR makeup?
Like I said…do we care? Don’t we have more important things to worry about?
The Grass is Green—What’s that Mean? GOLF!
Nobody Knows
—That I am a golf brat. It was my father’s daily pastime and my mother’s favorite game to hate. I was bought up on the fact that golf will ruin a man…My father played 18 holes a day, and 74 on weekends, even when it snowed. My parents fought like cats and dogs for over 40 years, untill one day, after she retired from working…my mother got hooked on it to0.
Why my father didn’t get her hook on it sooner, I’ll never know. It would have saved me hours of listening to my mom complain about…”GO GET YOUR FATHER! HE”S STILL ON THE GOLF COURSE!”
Okay mom. —Yeah, the course was a few blocks away. I got pretty good at dodging golf balls.
So, I’ve seen a lot of golf shots in my day..but nothing like this.
Somebody blew on this ball…or it had some kind of magnet in it. Come on. This cannot be real….and who has a name like FUZZY? Did Fuzzy forget to take the trick golf ball out of his bag?
Nobody’s Perfect: The Southside Chicago Parenting Style of the Obamas
Nobody’s Perfect
While President “I deserve to be reelected” Obama, and his wife “I teach my children Southside Chicago Values” Michelle, are actually in the White House for the next few hours, their daughter Malia is down in Mexico with the rest of the 1% mostly white rich kids who come from all the elite colleges, to party on spring break.
Our own country is not near exotic enough for the sex and beer orgies of the college kids anymore, and since NAFTA is all about free trade, our rich parents now send their kids down to Mexico to party.
Here’s a response from a reader at Glenn Beck’s site:
This is the most absurd thing from the White House and Marie Antoinette wannabe yet. A 13-year-old needs to go on spring break on the taxpayer dime when there are children who are too hungry to go school and people who cannot afford the gas to drive their children to McDonalds. Sorry, my mistake, McDonalds is poison, Mexico – safe haven. This is immoral. What a spoiled little rich brat. I don‘t give a tinker’s dam about her safety that’s a problem for the Marxist in Chief and Marie Antoinette junior. The entitlement mentality is in the genes. What a direct slap in the face to the American people. The rich should pay more taxes right? Let’s decrease the presidential travel budget for the most arrogant unfeeling piece crap God ever put on earth. What a joke these people are and to Mexico of all places. Then again, why not. Fast and furious kingpin Obama and Holter are in bed with the Mexican drug cartel. The mafia princess will be safe.
Nobody SAYS: I love reading other people’s opinion. As you can see, most of America is appalled that any parent would send their daughter to witness a drunken sex orgy, even WITH 25 body guards. (Come on..how much are we paying the whole Mexican police force?) 
Not to mention, if anything happens to the President’s daughter, we would have to fork out millions to save her. OR worse, go to war for his mistakes.
Michelle Obama told David Letterman recently that she has passed her Southside Chicago values on to her children. So, we can assume that Southside Chicago values include making sure your daughter experience her budding sexuality in the finest manner: Sex is good. Getting drunk is fun: and it’s your body MAO , so be sure you have contraception, you don’t want to be burdened with a baby at 13.
No, as parents, most of us would agree that Michelle and Barack are not good role models, but as you can see—liberals believe that they are special: they want their children to experience all the life that they possibly can. Want to sit on a snake baby? Okay! Want to sit on an alligator? Okay! Want to go to the dangerous country Mexico and pick up boys! Okay!
Our own state department warns Americans about going to Mexico:
“Crime and violence are serious problems throughout the country and can occur anywhere. U.S. citizens have fallen victim to TCO activity, including homicide, gun battles, kidnapping, carjacking and highway robbery.”
UPDATE: AND—a 7.5 earthquake just hit 119 miles north of where Malia is staying.
Good thing Obama told the press to take down the story on his daughter…since we are paying for the trip, Americans would like to know how much fun Malia had screaming while the ground beneath her rocked back and forth. We would like to know if those Southside Chicago values told her how to survive an Earthquake.
I doubt it. But you can be sure that one of the Southside Chicago Values is this:Spend as much of everybody else’s money as you possibly can because someday, their money will be gone.
Right MAO?
Nobody Reviews: Jack Abramoff
Nobody’s Opinion
Jack Abramoff…not exactly a household name. I heard Jack on Michael Savage not too long ago. If you watch Jay Leno, you know that not many people even know who our Vice President is, let alone who Jack Abramoff was.
Jack Abramoff…was one of the best lobbyist in history…and he hasn’t been out of jail for long. (2010)
Jack told Michael that the time he spent in jail made him realize, that even though in his job as a high paid lobbyist, he committed “crimes,” he never saw it that way at the time. Giving Congressmen money and gifts was just part of every good lobbyist’s job.
“What I did not consider then, and never considered until I was sitting in prison, was tha contributions from parties with an interest in legislation are really nothing but bribes. Sure, it’s legal for the most part. Sure, everyone in Washington does it. Sure, it’s the way the system works. It’s one of Washington’s dirty little secrets but it’s bribery just the same. “
After reading Jacks’ new book, Capitol Punishment, you realize that our whole political system is run on corruption and bribes, and you start wondering how much money is being given to Presidential candidates for their campaigns, not only from US companies, but from foreign countries? 
And what do those foreign countries expect in return? Bill Clinton’s Presidential Library was practically built by donations from the Saudi Kings. What did he do for them? The same Saudi donations went to George W. Bush ‘s Presidential Library…what? Are we not drilling for oil so that President’s can have billons dollar monuments— so that they can be immortalized forever… by Saudi Kings?
Nobody Wonders about that…a lot.
Jack tells you in the book just how easy it was for a Russian leader to give a million dollars to Tom Delay by losing in a round of golf.
For those of you, who like me, had no clue what Jack Abramoff did to go to jail: He was accused of stealing money from the various Indian Casinos. Jack was hired by many of them to lobby Congress on their behalf –to help them… 1. KEEP the profits they made…and 2. make more.
For his hard work, Jack got paid around $300,000 a year….(the average for lobbyists) but in his estimation, he saved them billions.
Jack was a superman when it came to getting things done: to bribe Congressmen, he would get them the best tickets in town to any sports game going on: take them on trips around the world to play golf, and then make all his contacts (which were in the thousands) give Congressmen big fat checks..in other words…the whole culture of Washington is set up in bribes. Big businesses pay big bribes to big Congressmen, who vote this way or that on some big project. 
It also runs major league sports teams too it seems, but that’s another blog.
That’s how Washington is run: You give to me, I’ll see that the government stays off your back, or as in GE’s case…you don’t have to pay any taxes. Or you can get out of Obamacare… Or in the case of Solyndra…you give Obama campaign money, and Obama will give you billions of taxpayer dollars.
So,…the very men that Jack gave big money to put in their campaign coffers, turned around and helped put him in jail. The question is why?
In an honest world, he should have gone to jail..but then, so should every lobbyist and every Congressmen in Congress. No matter what you think of Blogo’s hair, he is telling the truth.
When it comes to selling Obama’s senate seat. They ALL do it. Just about everything in Washington has a price, and the Congressmen do not think taking money for their vote is illegal. For instance, Jack gives an example:
Congressman Bustamante once said to Jack:
“The Defense Department is planning to place a new naval base in the Gulf of Mexico, and I want it for my district. I hear they are looking at Florida instead. If I get that base, you get the votes. (for his casino) If I don’t, you don’t. The votes are from the Hispanic Caucus and they are solidly in my control. What do you say?”
I must admit: the book is not what I expected. It’s mostly a testimony for a life that wasn’t all that bad, a man justifying to the world that what he did, was mostly good stuff. He built Jewish schools. He helped organized the Republican Party in all states of the nation. He helped Ronald Reagan get in the White House. He was great friends with Grover Rehnquist, Mark Levin, and Tom Delay.
He’s not so enamored of Newt Gingrich, John McCain, or George Clooney, who once said on the Golden Globes awards, “What kind of parents would name their kid “Jack” when his name ends in ‘off?’ No wonder that guy is screwed up!”
It drove his daughter to tears.
Yes, Jack lets you know all that goes into being a lobbyist, and what the book does do, is make you think about the whole concept of “lobbying.” You come away with the impression that— “Okay, we now know they all took bribes..but what does Jack leave out?” 
Prostitutes? Drugs? What? I’m convinced that Jack Abramoff knows more than he will ever tell because he loves his family. He’s not about to risk his life, or theirs. He swam with the sharks, he was the shark, and somewhere along the line, they went after him…because he knew too much.
And he was a devote Jew. I don’t know why, but I wouldn’t rule out his devotion to his religion as being a target. Somewhere along the line, and once in a while…our most corrupt politicians throw someone to the sharks..just to keep themselves out of jail. And the ones they throw into jail: know too much, or don’t follow orders.
If you don’t have time to read the book: go to the last chapter. Jack makes excellent suggestions:
“The reason there are tens of thousands of lobbyists is because the ever expanding federal government creates ever increasing opportunities of abuse. The more the federal does, the more lobbyists there will be to protect special interest at the expense of the common interest. “
“We need to eliminate any contribution by those lobbying the government participant in a federal contract or otherwise financially benefitting from public funds. If you get money or perks from elected officials be you a company, a union, an association, a firm, or an individual, you shouldn’t be permitted to give them so as one dollar.” “Lobbyists should be banned from contribution to official organization and campaign funds. They should be banned from gift given as well.” “Post public service lobbying employment needs to be eliminated. If you choose to serve in Congress or on a congressional staff, you should be barred for life from working for any company, organization or association which lobbies the federal government. “
Nobody Says—They should throw in that Presidential Advisors can’t get cushy jobs on major televisions networks to “lobby” the American people either for their X- bosses : Dana, Rove–Mathews, Stephanopoulos…
“If you choose public serve choose it so serve the public. not your bank account. “
“Representatives should be allowed to serve for three terms of two years, senators for two terms of six year then they should get out of town.”
“Apply every federal law enacted by Congress to the Congress itself. “
Anyone can see that these are excellent…and this Nobody hopes Jack continues now to use his “gifts” for lobbying every one he knows…to keep our Constitution.
The Constitution could use a good lobbyist right now. If Jack wants redemption…Nobody suggests Jack starts with saving that, before it’s sold to Saudi’s for a future Obama Presidential Library. THAT would be an honest day’s work, and a much better legacy.
Nobody’s Email: The IRISH Beer Commercial
Nobody Gets Email
I just got this, this morning. And since last week I posted a Japanese Beer commercial, and an American Beer commercial, what’s one more? Here’s one from the Brits..or Irish, well, whoever makes the Guinness Beer.
It’s not much different from the American, where the men are made to look really stupid, but it does have a clever twist to it.
ENJOY!
(Thanks to amfortas) PS…Great dog.
The Duchess VS Obama
Nobody Reports
It’s been said that women are fainting all over the country, whenever they come close to Obama. But today, Obama went to a pub, to drink beer because it’s the one day he will admit he has Irish blood. There were no reports of any one fainting…
BUT…overseas, in the real land where the celebrating is authentic, we now see Obama has some competition. While the Duchess of Cambridge put a shamrock on the noble beast Conmeal…some poor guy just couldn’t take the excitement.
As you can see, they just left him lying there. The ceremony was MUCH too important. 
Would YOU River Dance to the Caucuses?
Nobody’s Happy St. Patty’s Day Message.
After you have read Angela’s Ashes, and wondered why when the Irish ran out of potatoes, they didn’t just go catch some fish— when you see this dance you know why they starved. Obviously, the Irish don’t like to move very far when they walk. In fact, they prefer to take steps in one spot, so as to be near the closest keg of beer.
How did the Irish come up with this dance? Where the bars so small that no one dared to dance out of their little space, least they find themselves outside in the mud?
Whatever the reason, it’s fun to watch…and it also gave me a good idea. If we demanded that every welfare recipient under the age of 45 had to perform a RIVER DANCE every time they applied for their check, we’d have a lot of very slim welfare recipients in Mississippi, the fattest state in the union. Michelle is going about this weight loss thing the wrong way. Make all the kids in grade school learn to River Dance.
An hour of this, and we’d have a bunch of skinny kids. They could then go home and eat whatever they wanted–whole bags of potato chips.
Look. There is not one fat person in that line.
Having said that…St. Patty’s Day in St. Louis IS the biggest celebration here in town. No one here can afford to get drunk on New Year’s Eve anymore. The expensive hotel packages cost too much. But on St. Patty’s day, everyone goes downtown, watches the parade, and gets as drunk on less than thirty dollars.
AND SO…I ask you–Was this a good day for the Republicans to have their caucuses in Missouri? The parade starts at 10am. So do the caususes. So when the working man gets up in the morning does he go..”Hey…I’ve worked all week…let’s to sit in to the caucuses for 3 hours and get our country back!” (Somebody in the Romney camp thought of this one, since Santorum won the vote.)
OR…does he get up and say, “It’s St. Patty’s DAY…ALL my friends are going downtown! Green BEER! Let’s go! “
No, republicans are not as smart as democrats…because the democrats are staging Wall Street Protests all over the US today, the one day everyone goes downtown to drink. It’s the only day they feel SAFE going downtown. The protesters will have a big audience, and most of those people will be…stumbling. There will be many fist fights not reported, because it’s our right to fight on St. Patty’s day! Right?
The Irish people came to America in droves…and they got on the police forces, and built New York, and gave us the Kennedy’s…..and, I’m not so sure what to say about that, but–it’s a day to be happy. I’m happy. People need to drink green beer if it makes them happy I say.
Personally, I like this videos because of the drumming in the beginning. You might like the redhead…which may I add, is an endangered spices. So, have a Happy St. Patty’s day! And go ahead…try to River Dance.
Nobody is going to laugh if you do
Newt Debates Obama’s ‘Green’ Energy in a Blood-Sucking Contest
Nobody Flashes
He may not be Irish, but Newt Gingrich looks like one. Here’s Newt taking apart, word for word, Obama’s speech on energy.
Pull up a green chair, pour yourself a green beer, make yourself a corn beef sandwich, and watch the debate that most likely, you are not going to get to see for real.
Obama used the analogy today that the people who think all his new green energy programs are lame are like the people of old who thought the TV, telephone, and automobile would never work. They think the world is flat.
Nobody Thinks that green energy is more like the leeches theory of old. Remember that theory? The one in which all the doctors thought that by putting the latest medical technology…sucking leeches…on a patient..that the leeches would suck out the “bad” things in the blood that was killing their patients
Taking America off of oil and putting us all on algae, would be much like putting leeches on all our cars. It would kill us…as sure as George Washington died from all those blood sucking doctors who actually thought, they were helping their patient.
Obama’s green energy politics are …not only flat, they are blood sucking, and Newt, in his usual bravado form…makes him look silly.
Anyway…ENJOY..
Nobody Notes: Notice that his wife does not move more than five inches through the whole thing.
Amazing.
About
I am a nobody. If the different classes of America were color-coded, I would be in the yucky brown, one rung up from the bottom. I grew up in Naples, Florida and live near the Mississippi River now with my husband and two dogs. I am part of the slowly disappearing middle-class. I was a musician most of my life: drummer/singer/keyboards—but I retired before the plastic surgery flu hit. I have no degrees, which could be a good thing…depending on how you view our educational system. I do have three patents…but that really doesn’t make me a somebody. The one thing that is constant in my life is my OPINIONS, which i have more than perhaps even Carl Sagan could have imagined…mostly political. (yes…my ancestors were crabby buggers)
Hopefully other nobody’s will put their opinions on my site. But, if you happen to be a somebody, you’re more than welcomed to help out.
It’s my Nobody Opinion that Nobody’s Perfect, and Nobody Cares, that Nobody Knows why Nobody Wins, and when that happens, Nobody Wonders, why Nobody Flashes, why Nobody’s Fooled, but then Nobody remembers that Nobody ALWAYS Reports the truth.
You can email me at joyanna_adams@yahoo.com
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