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Dianne Feinstein says “It’s Legal to Hunt Humans” …

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Here Dianne Feinstein says it’s “legal to hunt humans.” What did I miss? Are there hunting seasons for humans? When is it?

I have a few suggestions. How bout we put some signs up around the White House that says. “Hunting season is in!”

Come on! Good god.

Really? Did you know it was legal to hunt humans? Did she hear that from the “Commander in Chief?”kris 54

I can’t help but find this funny because the GOP chairman just said that the reason the Republicans keep losing is because they keep saying stupid stuff. Next to Maxine Waters and Dianne Feinstein, the GOP look practically as smart as fifth graders.

Really….and this woman has hired guns. I think we need to know if Dianne Feinstein allows everyone who works for her to hunt humans, and if it’s legal, then I guess we don’t even need guns anymore.

Knives work. Bad food. :Poison……I never thought I’d see the day when American’s were allowed to hunt humans.

Just think of UNCLE JOE’s Head, Mounted on your living room wall….

I think MS Feinstein is having some sort of menopause relapse. ( And they thought Todd Atkins was bad.)

(Thanks to Conservative)

March 9, 2013 Posted by | Gun Control, humor, Uncategorized | , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Michelle in Skinny Jeans…(expensive) Skinny Jeans…

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Evidently, Michelle Obama would rather wear a real hot sexul outfit to a Kids Choice Award, than anything that would give the kids the idea that she was actually a “MOM.” My self, I think if I were her— I would have had second thoughts about the “skinny” jeans. That’s the biggest front zipper that I’ve ever seen! Or did she stable that together? Doesn’t the White House have Mirrors?

Do I sound catty? Well? Sure I do! Even in Las Vegas, that’s a bit…suggestive. But then again, all the Obama’s got left is “style.” The substance is just not there. And…where are the bangs?

And for the amount of money it costs for the taxpayers to send her there, they could have left open the White House for another four years.

So, the only answer to this problem, is to reopen the White House and put them up in a Holiday Inn. After all, it’s being remodeled anyway…how much is THAT costing?

Whatever.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

A new standard in First Lady fashion.

Our First Hooker       

$1,596,899.49 to attend a one day national event dressed like a hooker.         Many thanks to the 51%        that voted them back in!

March 8, 2013 Posted by | American Culture, Michelle Obama | , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Cares About What You Copy at the Office

Nobody Cares

I thought this was interesting: If you happen to work at some place and have made copies of your personal stuff (even at libraries) then it has been stored.

Sneaky buggers.

You learn something new every day, don’t you? So now Nobody has been warned. Be careful what you copy.

March 8, 2013 Posted by | computers | , | 1 Comment

Nobody Remembers Obama And Joe Biden As Kids

Nobody Remembers

Roger Ailes the top guy at FOX NEWS, has got a new book out about him, and it’s sure to be a best seller. Lots of quotes are coming out of it, and some not so nice about Joe Biden and Obama: You are the message

From the Washington Times

 The biography, by Zev Chafets, quotes Mr. Ailes as saying that President Obama “never worked a day in his life” and “never earned a penny that wasn’t public money.” The Fox News chief also derided the president for being “lazy” and playing too much golf and basketball.

Roger also had another great story about how Senator Obama once asked him to meet at a restaurant, where he tried to intimidate Mr. Ailes. It seems, Obama didn’t like what Hannity was saying about him, and wanted him to stop. Roger then told him not to worry about it, nobody who was a fan of Obama’s ever watched Hannity. (LOL!) Good answer. Obama got up and left. The reason this story is so important is that it shows the kind of arrogant man Obama is…he actaully thought he could get Roger Ailes to stop Hannity from saying anything against him.

This book is really going to upset the liberals, and Van Jones, the admitted communist, has already started the attacks:

“This is the kind of stuff that is really disgusting at the end of the day,” he said. “First of all, Barack Obama’s hair is white. He looks like the black Santa Claus shaved his beard off. You don’t go looking from Tiger Woods to looking like Morgan Freeman in three years if you’re not working hard. There’s a racial charge I think that some people find offensive.” Mr. Jones went on to imply a racial double-standard because “Nobody calls  [House Speaker John] Boehner lazy,” because he said he plays golf four times more than the president.

Oh, that’s scientific for you: Work causes your hair to turn white. And here I thought it was hereditary. Gee…What makes you go bald then?

So, once again: Obama and his friends are going to play the race card…well Nobody Says…why not? Okay! Here’s some unknown footage I just found of Barak Obama and Joe Biden taken when they were just kids hanging out in the neighborhood, proving that even as kids, they wanted everything to be handed to them…for free. Yes, the seeds of greed and gluttony were there to see even as kids.

 

March 7, 2013 Posted by | Black History, History, humor, Joe Biden, Obama | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Wonders About John McCain and Linsey Graham

Nobody Wonders

Paul Rand did a good job yesterday filibustering on the Senate floor to make the point— that the fact that the President can use drones on American soil to kill just anybody he wants to, without permission from anyone, is unconstitutional and he is dead right. I didn’t see it, but by all accounts it was wonderful. Rand Paul filibuster

So today Nobody Wonders why the whole Senate was not there giving him support…but instead, having dinner with the President?

Old guard Republicans were having dinner with the President. Let that sink in.

Nobody Also Wonders if George W. Bush would be supporting drone attacks on people here on our soil. Would he agree with the old Rhino’s? You bet he would.

Today, the established RHINO’s John McCain and Lindsey Graham have come out to ostracized Paul Rand for pulling such a stunt. They treated him as if he were a mere frat boy pulling a prank.

“The country needs more senators who care about liberty, but if Mr. Paul wants to be taken seriously he needs to do more than pull political stunts that fire up impressionable libertarian kids in their college dorms. He needs to know what he’s talking about,” said Mr. McCain, Republicans’ presidential nominee in 2008.

Mr. Graham said asking whether the president has the power to kill Americans here at home is a ludicrous question. “I do not believe that question deserves an answer,” Mr. Graham said.John McCain & Lindsey Graham

Well gee…now we’re not even allowed to question. (Oh…term limits…term limits…term limits…term limits….)

And while the Rhino’s in the Senate are busy attacking the last lone guard to the Constitution, today we get the spiffy message that Dennis Rodman just made little Kim Jung Um madder. He is just dying to use his nukes:

“North Korea threatened to launch a preemptive nuclear strike on its “aggressors,” including the U.S., ahead of a United Nations vote on tougher sanctions against the totalitarian state for last month’s atomic A foreign ministry spokesman said: “Since the United States is about to ignite a nuclear war, we will be exercising our right to pre-emptive nuclear attack against the headquarters of the aggressor in order to protect our supreme interest.”

Nobody Wonders how Senators can be so angry at a true patriotic Senator trying to hold back the tyrannical erosion of American liberties, and yet— be so silent about a man who has said he is going to nuke us?

What is more important? Kim jung um

And is the reason they are so bent on having killer drones over America is because they (Being the Rhino’s and the democrats who seem to be now one party) decided long ago to let millions of Mexicans flood the country to “fix our old-age population problem” thereby deciding the risk was worth the cost of letting in dangerous citizens from other countries with nuclear weapons?

Nobody Wonders every single day….if they are already here?

Or do they just want the power to rule as tyrants? And once again, Obama stays silent on a country with nukes threatening every single day to use them. Instead, he is planning another vacation.

Obama is the enemy we know. But John McCain is turning out to be a traitor. Maybe all those years in prison turned John into a sympathizer with his prison guards…a sympathizer with communism..

John McCain is starting to look like Jane Fonda…all he needs…is a boob job.

March 7, 2013 Posted by | American History, communism, Constitution, corruption, John McCain, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Fool: Senator Ted Cruz

 

Nobody’s Fool

Senator Ted Cruz is great in this exchange with Eric Holder. Eric Holder has admitted that President Obama has the right to use drones on American Citizens in the United States, but here, he is trying to act as if “Oh…we wouldn’t hit anyone sitting in a CAFE..”.(We’d wait until he got in his car..or went to the bathroom…or jumped into a pool..)

This is the kind of questioning that all the republicans should be doing.

Watch, and admire.

Senator Ted Cruz makes us all proud, and he wins the Nobody’s Fool prize for the week.

Now, let’s get him to start talkinga about impeachment proceedings….

March 6, 2013 Posted by | Drones, Obama | , , | Leave a comment

Obama TAKES the White House

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Rush Limbaugh’s whole program today was about how Obama is purposely causing as much pain to the American people as he can, in order to blame the Republicans, and then destroy the party forever. At least, that’s how he sees it.obama pic

But Nobody Knows if Obama has something much bigger planned. Everything that this video says is true: Our government is stocking up on bullets, guns, tanks, drones, and posting Tea Party people as the enemy. And today, due to the “sequester,” Obama is closing the White House to “public” view.

It’s HIS house now. The moat is up. “We the People” are not allowed. Now he can start raising some REAL money. He is putting the final nails into his dictatorship, and the only thing to keep him from becoming the next Hugo Chavez is the Tea Party people.

And so the attacks begin again: Robert Reich

Former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich accused the Tea Party of engaging in a plot to “undermine the government of the United States, to destroy much of its capacity to do the public’s business, and to sow distrust among the population,” Breitbart.com reported Saturday.

According to Reich, sequestration is “only the start.”

“What they set out to do was not simply change Washington but eviscerate the U.S. government — ‘drown it in the bathtub,’ in the words of their guru Grover Norquist – slashing Social Security and Medicare, ending worker protections we’ve had since the 1930s, eroding civil rights and voting rights, terminating programs that have helped the poor for generations, and making it impossible for the government to invest in our future,” he added.

Joel B. Pollack reminded readers that As is nearly always the case, the left’s accusations of conspiracy and sedition are a form of projection, accusing others of what they themselves are doing,” Pollack added.kris 15

Nobody Knows if Obama is planning some sort of “event” to further his own power. But everybody knows that the Tea Party people do not want to slash anything but the waste and fraud of the rich people in government. They don’t want to erode civil rights, or voting rights, or any other such thing. These are not facts…they are outright lies. And Nobody Knows if they will ever end. Nobody is gladder than I am that I got to go on the White House Tour. Somehow I knew, even in the year 2000, that it was a last chance…to see it. I knew…because there were solders on every corner in Washington, D.C., with big guns. It was a virtual police state that year, and Nobody Reported it but me.

It doesn’t take a lot of money to put on those tours. One less golf trip for Obama would fund it.

Only a communist would arm the govenment and close the house that always belonged to the people. The man is insane. How DARE he shut the White House to the American people!

When are they going to impeach this man? When?!

March 5, 2013 Posted by | American History, Angry Citizens, Barack Obama, communism, corruption, Uncategorized | , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody Reports: Carl Sagen Predicted Future of America

Nobody Reports

This morning on the local radio station, there was a discussion on the big problem we have with the low-income students not being able to get help, when a progressive educational public school system cannot seem to teach them anything. Richer people can afford to get Johnny a tutor when he cannot seem to understand fuzzy math, but not the poor kid. I was waiting for the conclusion that “We need to spend MORE money on the poor kids.”

How many times can you keep making the same mistakes over and over? When will our politicians ever learn that it’s not how much money you spend, it’s the system itself that is failing.Carl Sagen

A minute later, I picked up the book I was reading (The Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan) and read this;

“Science is more than a body of knowledge: it is a way of thinking. I have a foreboding of an America in my children’s or grandchildren’s time–when the United States is a service and information economy: when nearly all the key manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries: when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues: when the people have lost the ability to see their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority: when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes,  our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what’s true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness.

The dumbing down of America is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the enormously influential media, the 30-second sound bite (now down to seconds or less), lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentation on pseudoscience and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignorance. As I write this, the number one videocassette rental in America is the move Dumb and Dumber. “Beavis and Butthead” remain popular (and influential ) with young TV viewers.  The plain lesson is that study and learning–not just of science, but of anything are avoidable even undesirable.”

Is it any wonder that we haven’t heard much about Carl Sagan from the liberal crowd?Zombies walking

Carl makes an excellent point. The reason Obama got elected, was because the majority of our population would rather watch Vampire and Zombie programs then read a book, or delve deeper into Obama’s sound bites: whether they are true or not.

Our schools have shaped our kids to be zombies, listening to sound bites of movie stars and politicians who cannot even add.

Every President says he is going to fix our schools, and no President ever does. And our kids know it. What kind of future can a kid dream of today?

The book was written in 1996. It’s now 2013. Mr. Sagan used science to predict the future.

And he wouldn’t be surprised to know: Zombies are among us now.

March 5, 2013 Posted by | education, politics, science | , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Perfect: The World Has Gone Mad

Nobody’s Perfect

This week, I have to sadly announce, that the politicians have done a very thorough job of driving good abiding citizens out of their ever-loving minds.

And here’s proof.

It seems no one in the entire planet can stand it anymore: unemployment, socialism, communism, Obama, or Michelle, the EU, the Feminists, the crazies, and especially Joe Biden.

Nevertheless, having said that, I think we CAN blame some of these rather obscene moves on the First Lady, who supports child sexual education in kindergarten, and moving as much as you can. We see here the many moves of the children of liberals who are being taught that having sex it the best thing to do with your time. Therefore practicing these moves is a good thing.

And having said THAT…Nobody Thinks that the Australian miners should NOT have been fired just for doing the Harlem Shake. Nothing was hurt. Where’s their sense of humor?

Really, the leaders of the world are driving us all insane.

How can anyone hold on to sanity when the world is being run by space cadets?

Enjoy. Nobody Wins the Nobody’s Perfect award this week. Fair warming…some of these guys are…probably drunk.

March 4, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | | Leave a comment

Florida Has More Than Sinkholes….

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I’m under the weather today, so I’m just passing on something that might make you think twice before retiring in Florida. Not only can you get swallowed up by a sinkhole, but you might run into one of these guys in your back yard.

(Thanks to Pattie)

Florida

March 4, 2013 Posted by | Nature | | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Got a Beef With Cable TV

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“Irresponsible spending” …that’s all we’ve been hearing every day, for the last four years. If you are like me, and you are the one who takes care of all the household bills, you can’t help but be very angry when you see John Kerry give $250 million dollars to Egypt, while we here at home, are being forced by our government to cut corners. Kris 18

And today, I have certain complaint that just gets me going: How to keep paying for Cable TV?

I can remember when my dad bought our first TV set.  It was black and white, and I was completely  bored with it, although I do remember watching my brother, every Saturday morning, sitting in front of it…watching cartoons while he ate a whole pan of Sara’s Lee’s chocolate cake.

And no, he never got fat. Back then, kids were outside the whole day, running around in the woods. We’d go home for supper. And back out again until dark.  Parents back then didn’t have to worry about the kids being picked up by child molesters, or getting shot on the corner. We lived in a America that was free, and most kids had both a mom and a dad.

Someday…all birth certificates will say: Origin: Lab at UCLA… (Warning…Do not mix with methane )

But..I’m getting off the subject: which is…TV. Back then, television, was FREE! And that’s why I’m using my blog to complain about what I feel is another rip-off of the majority of Americans.

I don’t remember when Cable Television really got going, but I have tried all the cable providers offered here in Missouri, and they ALL do the same thing. They give you a deal when you first sign up with them, and then tell you…not much else. And most people don’t think to ask. (Like me)

It doesn’t matter whether it’s DISH, Direct TV, CHARTER, or AT &T, they are all the same: And I’ve had them all.

And they ALL –rip you off.DIsh NEtwork

Now, like most Americans, with every passing month, I am trying to cut corners..simply because, while wages haven’t gone up since Bill Clinton bombed a pill factory, everything else that you need for daily living has. And budgeting is almost a daily chore.

Not too long ago, I dragged my husband to the local bank to refinanced our car from 4.0 (Which is all the dealership would give us) down to 1.0,…and I was real proud of myself to find out I’d be saving over $50 dollars a month on our car payments.

But..then I got my Direct TV bill. It went from $76.00 to $95.00 in one statement. The savings that I was getting from refinancing, just disappeared. That’s just…BUGS me—especially when there is NO reason for the rate increase…no extra stations, it’s all the same…they just felt like raising it.

I called DIRECT TV.Cable TV

“Why are my rates jumping up? I wasn’t told this would ever happen when I signed up!”
“Well, you have a DVR and your subscription is up.”

“Okay…I had no idea I had a subscription.”

“Is this the last time…$95 is all I will ever pay?”

“Yes.”

(Sigh.)  Here’s the problem.  I know so many people who have figured out how to get free TV. They bounce off their neighbors, or they get HD antennas, and here I am going to be paying back up to $120 by next year, (Yes, I guess my 2nd subscription will be up by 2014) And I am paying twice the price in two years for the same service.

Every single cable company I have been with does this. Every single one. They let you slide for a year, then BAM. You’re screwed.

They do the same with cell phones.at & t

Can somebody tell me what this is called? I can think of no other name but “rip-off.”

The very next day, after I was told that $95 would be the final price, I got a bill for $100.10

I called them up…

“Hey, the girl yesterday told me the price would never go up!”

“Well, in February the price of your DVR when up 3 dollars.”
“She said that was included in the price YESTERDAY!”

…..silence.

You see, what is so frustrating is: they don’t have to tell you a damn thing. You can quit if you like, they really don’t care.angry woman

I’m starting to wonder if I’d be happier to go back to being like it was when I was a kid. I hardly ever watched TV.  And TV CAN be deadly. My mother had a stroke watching Bill Clinton, and my good friend Pattie told me she thinks that her husband suffered his heart attack due to the stress he was having with Charter. He had been fighting with them all day.  To this day, she blames them for his early demise.

If that had happened to my husband, I would put his ashes on the mantle with a sign,

Here lies Charlie (not real name) killed by an encounter with Charter Communications.

I doubt if there is anyone in the country who has NOT gotten furious with a cable provider.

If so, speak up.

I’m not sure how to solve this problem, (all ideas are welcomed)  but I am getting tired of the game.  Somehow, 500 channels and more commercial time than actual program time s is getting old. There’s Netflix, I know, but I like to keep up on politics, and news, so I do want my cable. I love cable.

I just don’t like the lies, deception, and theft.

But then again…aren’t we all getting used to getting ripped off?

March 3, 2013 Posted by | corruption, economy | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: Liberal Chick Is …Upset At Michelle Malkin

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Wow….do ya think this liberal ‘chick’ smoked enough dope in her lifetime? Like hey dude…don’t disrespect Mom and Dad Obama. Really…this is some kind of time warp. I’m almost positive I met her at the Grateful Dead Concert in 1969. I have no idea how she has stayed looking so young! And to think: She has FANS.

When did headbands come back in style? What did I miss?

Beam me up Scottie.

And this is what she is upset about. The beautiful and brilliant Michelle Malkin is making fun of her mommy.

Oh…the nerve. It’s a good think Michelle didn’t ask me to be in the video..I’m afraid Liberal Chick would have demanded my arrest.

Kudo’s to Michelle. I hope she makes more…one a week would be nice. I’m not sure Liberal Chick knows what year it is, so it will drive her crazy.

March 2, 2013 Posted by | humor, Uncategorized | , , | 5 Comments

Nobody Gets Email: Minimum Wage

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Is it any wonder that the young blacks are going around raiding malls, and getting in fights, and dropping out of school? (Besides the facts that they don’t have dads to step on thier toes.) Nobody has been hit harder in Obama’s great economic plan, than the young blacks. The fact that Obama wants to raise the minimum wage, to ME means, that they know in Washtington that there are just not going to be middle class paying jobs in America ever again. That’s what happens when the “elites” professors, Congress, and big banks get together to make a “global” economy.

They wanted to use China’s slave labor, and just let our economy die.

Okay, what do I know. Here’s a man who DOES.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe)

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Fifty years ago, Milton Friedman wrote that the minimum wage would do great damage “To Negroes and Negro youth”. No group is in greater trouble today than them. Now Obama has proposed increasing the minimum wage to $9.00.
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Why not an amendment to his proposal to scale back the wage by 10% a year to help bring youth into the workforce?
$4.50 for age 15
$5.40 for age 16
$6.30 for age 17
$7.20 for age 18
$8.10 for age 19
and then $9.00 for age 20 and above.

It has been said that the minimum wage was created to protect union wages. Isn’t it time to “spread their wealth around? As an employer, wouldn’t you hire a kid for $4.50 where you would leave the job open if you had to pay an adult $9.00?

If this makes sense to you, would you please copy and paste the above into the “contact form” for your Senator and/or Congressman.

March 2, 2013 Posted by | economy | , , , | Leave a comment

Last Word On a Friday: American Zombies Not Welcomed In Canada

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And while Janet Napolitano prepares our police for Zombie attacks: The Canadians are already prepared.

Who says our govenment can’t be the laughing stock of the planet?

Enjoy!

March 1, 2013 Posted by | Canada, humor | , , | Leave a comment