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George Clooney: Finds Out Money Can’t Buy a “Get Out of Jail Free” Card

Nobody’s Notes

How many people get to sit and eat dinner next to the President of the United States one day, and then end up getting arrested the next? Not many.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Actor George Clooney and his father have been arrested at a protest outside the Sudanese Embassy in Washington.

Do you think George will vote for Obama again after this?

Nobody guesses that George’s “sexist man of the year” good looks last night at the state (come donate to me (Obama) while I serve you the finest food taxpayer’s money can buy) dinner– didn’t make a dent in Michelle’s desire to help the unfortunate starving children in the long lost world of Southern Sudan, so he decided to go to top for advise, and Obama told him— You must do what a any good community organizer would do George…protest! Get them to notice you! I can’t do anything right now, I’ve got to run for reelection….or something like that.

He should have taken Obama to a basketball game.  George actually expected something for whatever he donated last night to Obama’s reelection campaign. Instead— he got arrested.  Evidently, whatever he “donated” to Obama’s reelection campaign wasn’t enough.

If you are like me, you are wondering just how much these movie stars are getting paid to lobby heads of governments for their “causes.” George belongs to so many humanitarian  lobbying organizations, I’m sure he needs a slew of secretaries just to keep track of them all.

Angelina Jolie has made her lobbying a second career. While FOX news is crying, “People are being slaughtered in Syria! The President does nothing! The UN does nothing!” ––The liberals are ignoring Syria…and bringing up the fact that Darfur has been slaughtering more people for a much longer time…and they’re right.  

But the “cause’ of George Clooney is not to “help” free South Sudan from the murderous Muslim thugs of the North. It’s just to tell those uncaring Muslims to let the world “help” the poor southern Sudanese by letting in humanitarian help, while they are being beheaded.

YES— Let the bleeding heart liberals in!

The Civil war of Sudan has been going on for quite some time and why may we ask? Religious differences? According to The CIA World Factbook, 97 percent of the population adheres to Islam.

Due to the secession of South Sudan, which contained over 80 percent of Sudan’s oilfields, the economic forecast for Sudan in 2011 and beyond is uncertain. While historically agriculture remains the main source of income and employment hiring of over 80 percent of Sudanese, and makes up a third of the economic sector, oil production drove most of Sudan’s post-2000 growth. Currently, the International Monetary Fund IMF is working hand in hand with Khartoum government to strengthened macroeconomic theory. The program has been in place since early 90s, and also work-out exchange rate and reserve of foreign exchange.  Since 1997, Sudan has been implementing the macroeconomic reforms recommended by the International Monetary Fund. China is Sudan’s largest economic partner, with a 40 percent share in its oil.

What else does Sudan have? Asbestos, chromites, cobalt, copper, gold, granite, gypsum, iron, kaolin, lead, manganese, mica, natural gas, nickel, silver, tin, uranium, and zinc.

And yet, the Sudanese people have no idea how to get it out of the ground and sell it, they’re much too busy killing each other.

When you hear George speak, he sounds so sincere in his compassion of saving those poor people of Darfur,  it makes you want to save them all. But Nobody Remembers that George once made fun of Charlton Heston’s Alzheimers. When someone asked him if he had “gone too far” he said,

“I don’t care. Charlton Heston is the head of the NRA: he deserves whatever anyone says about him.”  

Heston himself commented,

 “It just goes to show that sometimes class does skip a generation,” referring to Clooney’s aunt, Rosemary Clooney. “I don’t know the man – never met him, never even spoken to him, but I feel sorry for George Clooney – one day he may get Alzheimer’s disease. I served my country in World War II. I survived that – I guess I can  survive some bad words from this fellow.”

 Clooney later said, “It was a joke…”

That was a classy way to respond to such a classless comment. Nevertheless, I prefer to remember the way Obama responds to a person he doesn’t like:

Whenever I see George Clooney, I make myself remember the words of ‘President’ Obama,  who said this once about  Sarah Palin.

“You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”

Nobody Says: You can put a classy tux on a liberal, but he’s still a classless liberal.

If George Clooney wants to help the Sudanese people, he could start by selling his mansion in Italy and just dropping food from an airplane over Southern Sudan.

That should keep them fed until China gets there.  



 

March 16, 2012 Posted by | Entertainers, Islam, Middle East, Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , | 3 Comments

March 15: A Day for Spacebats

Nobody’s Fool

Space….the final frontier…reminds us on this St. Patty’s Day weekend, —that we lost a brave Irish bat named Mahoney, on March 15, 2009.  (How do I know he was Irish? Listen the music…) Bat Mahoney…took to the sky, hitching a ride on the tail of NASA’s Discovery…to make that final voyage that from now on, will no longer be dreamed of by bats or American men.

We have ended our quest to explore space. But not every man is going to stop leaping new bounds. Now we have a brave German to take his place.

Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner ( A GERMAN!)  took a practice jump today, (March 15, 2012) to help him prepare for his leap from the edge of space later this year where he hopes to not only break the sound barrier with his body, but also break the record for the longest free fall.

Yes, Felix, who wants to be the first man to break the sound barrier with his head, can thank the brave and noble Irish Bat Mahoney, for paving the way for men like him.  Will Felix’s body fall to the ground intact?

Will we hear a human sonic boom? Or a human sonic splat?

Or will, like poor Bat Mahoony, will Felix just fall onto the ground and someone will make a video with sweet German polka’s in the background remembering his great bravery?

Nobody Knows how much Red Bull is paying Felix to jump off its Red Bull Stratos, but I’ld like to personally think them for the entertainment.

March 15, 2012 Posted by | humor, Space | , , | Leave a comment

Obama’s Court Jester –Chris Rock

Nobody Wonders

–Why any white person in the country would vote for Barack Obama. Seriously. One of Obama’s favorite comedians is Chris Rock, and Chris Rock will tell you the truth, no black likes white people. While this “fact” was presented in his comedy routine, anybody who thinks that Chris is kidding, also thinks some black somewhere admires Obama’s white mother.

To the black racists– ( And Obama has many of them as friends) Obama is even more superhuman because he evolved from his white mothers defects into the perfect black that he is today. Many white racist think, if not for his white mother, Obama wouldn’t even be able to read a teleprompter.

Chris Rock was at Barack Obama’s big 50th birthday party at the White House, which was filled with blacks. They didn’t show too much of this party on TV because of that fact…but Chris Rock had this to say about the event:

Rock was standing with rapper-producer Jay-Z in the audience and watching singer-songwriter Stevie Wonder and pianist-composer Herbie Hancock perform together.

“Me and Jay-Z looked at each other like, ‘Oh, hell no, we’re never going to do shows here,’” Rock said in the video of his club appearance. “The president is never going to go, ‘Yes, ‘Big Pimpin,’ how did you like that?’” Rock said, referring to a Jay-Z song. … “That’s never going to happen. Let’s just be glad we’re invited.”

(Nobody Thinks that “Hit the Women with a Dick” comedy routine is not exactly White House material, or the “Black Hates White People” routine, isn’t either.)

The most surreal portion of the night, Rock said, was the moment Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” started playing. At that point, Rock recalled that first daughters Malia, 13, and Sasha Obama, 10,”came out of nowhere … and started doing the dougie” dance. “Think about this [expletive] moment, a bunch of black people doing the [expletive] dougie in a house slaves made,” Rock, who turned 47 himself last month, said, laughing.

Chris recently admitted he thought he had died and gone to black heaven when he walked into the all black birthday party at the White House.

Nobody Knows there is big money to be made by keeping the history of the black slave in America going forever. Even though not one white person living today had anything to do with it. It’s been the most lucrative power machine ever invented by a politician…next of course to pork.

With great racists remarks like that coming from the best bud of a black President…I can’t wait to see what the blacks  do when Martin Luther King’s statue is taken down and replaced with Che, and when someday an Hispanic President cuts the black people off of welfare and food stamps.

The blacks will then be put into the same hated bags as the whites. He will no longer be able to claim victimization greater than the hispanic slave, who were used as lowly farmers and house maids on stolen land.

The Mexican Music in the White House will be a lot less…racist. La Casa Casinos will go up everywhere.

Nobody THINKS…I will be dead–Chris Rock will be dead. And hopefully, I will see Chris’s face at the gates of St. Peters’s when he tells Chris he will be given a choice: he can go to heaven, but it’s full of white people too…so he might feel more comfortable going elsewhere.

 

March 15, 2012 Posted by | Hispanic, Obama | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody Thinks Gays Should NOT be Time Lords

Nobody Remembers

I was a BIG Doctor Who fan. My favorite doctor was Tom Baker of course…and just to meet the man, I donated my P.A. system for a convention, where I made up taped cassettes of Space Movies. If you donated something to the Dr. Who Convention (here in St. Louis) you got to go to the private party and met Tom Baker himself.

So, picture me. In a small hotel room, listening to a bunch of whiny space cadets, and in walks my big crush…with that big English smile of his, and immediately about 15 girls surrounded him and I knew that I couldn’t get even near him.

Therefore, I drank at the bar. And I drank some more. And then, I pushed my way to the front of the crowd and Tom Baker went into what I’m sure was the most brilliant conversation ever said to any human, and he talked about 30 minutes right to my face.

And I had NO idea what he said. It was beyond, not only my intellect, but my inebriated comprehension. As soon as he was done, I sat down on the nearest step and didn’t get up. He must have known I was drunk because before he left the room, he grabbed my face in-between those big hands of his and said “Goodbye My little drummer girl!”

And so, from that moment on, my 10-year-old son got to stay up late on Sunday Nights, past midnight, untill he was well into high school, just to watch Dr. Who with his mom. I figured he could learn a bigger vocabulary from watching Dr. Who, than anything taught at his public school. And I was right.

Which brings me to THIS: We now have a gay Dr. Who running the Universe. If not for Craig’s marvelous rendition of Dr. Who…I would say something. Wait…I am going to say something: Gays can be many things…but they should NOT be TimeLords. That’s just my Nobody Opinion.

ENJOY!

March 14, 2012 Posted by | gays, humor, Media | , , | 4 Comments

Obama’s Goliaths VS America’s Vinnie Davids

Nobody Cares

Vinnie was furious

“I’m going over there…come on guys, let’s all go over there.”

The “guys” Vinnie was talking to, were the other members of my band. We were all standing in the parking lot after a job at the bar called the “Fifth House” where we had been the opening act for a local blues guitarist. Across the lot at the other end was a crowd of people watching a huge man hit a much smaller man relentlessly. The bearded man was about 6’6″ and more than 375 pounds. Vinnie was all of about 110 pounds and I towered over him at 5’6″. As the leader of the band, the guys were waiting for me to give them the okay to go and stop it, because at the time, we were packing up our equipment. 

(The leader is usually the guy with the P.A system, and that was me.)

As we watched and discussed the scene, none of us could figure out why no one in that crowd of about 30, was helping that man, who was crying out in a very weak voice, “Help me!” Many things were going through my mind. Vinnie, I had not doubt, could get hurt. The other guys in the band were not exactly army material, and I could tell some of them didn’t want to get involved. Suddenly a woman jumped on the big man’s back and started hitting his head. The man was oblivious to her blows. I grabbed Vinnie who was just about to take off to the guy’s rescue. If Vinnie was hurt, we’d have no band, he was our only keyboard player, and a good one. No band meant no money, and I had a child to support. I couldn’t risk the chance. Breaking in another keyboard player would take months and I wasn’t about to live off my parents.  

As the big man left and went into the bar, I was relieved. The man he had attacked was lying on the ground. As we walked closer to help him, we saw blood. Blood everywhere. It was then that I realized that the big man had had a knife. It was the first time I had seen just how much blood one human could bleed.  The next day, we found out that big maniac had not only killed the man in the parking lot, he killed three more people inside. He was the son of a local police chief.

Believe it or not, he got off.

I’m not sure if I am ashamed of what I did that day or not. Surely, Vinnie would have been stabbed. The guy was high on something. It was a decision of survival I tell myself, but if everyone in that crowd would have helped, a life would have been saved.

Why do good people do nothing?

Recently, In a park in Gosport, Hampshire, England—

On an overcast lunchtime last March when no fewer than 25 members of the emergency services, including a press officer, descended on a 3½ft-deep model boating lake minutes after Simon Burgess, 41, fell into the water when he suffered a seizure. But as an inquest heard last week, he lay floating face-down for more than a half an hour while firemen, police and paramedics watched and did nothing. Our reconstruction shows that Mr. Burgess could have been reached by firemen…who took five minutes to reach the scene–within seven minutes of Mrs. Huges’s 999 call, rather than the 37 minutes that it eventually took.

The man could have been saved, but they all stood by.

The reason? Even though they could all swim, the first fire crew to arrive hadn’t been ‘trained’ to enter water higher than ankle-deep. Instead they waited for ‘specialists’ to arrive to retrieve his body. They had decided Mr. Burgess must surely be dead because he had been in the water for ten minutes. When a policeman decided to go in anyway, he was ordered not to. A paramedic was also told not to enter the water because he didn’t have the right ‘protective’ clothing and might be in breach of the Personal Protective Equipment at Work Regulations 1992.

In other words, not one man would risk losing his job to save another man’s life.

Now we have a country that is being slaughtered by a President and the communists behind him. We are all just standing by: Some of us, because we are trying to survive it ourselves, some of us because we are brainwashed into thinking that America can never change, and some of us just feel powerless and have decided to wait till somebody else takes care of it.

But that’s not going to happen..it’s got to be us that takes care of it. Washington will protect their own. It’s why the richest neighborhoods in the United States are in D.C. They have no plans to change the status quo, and even if a Ron Paul was elected, he would be blocked at every turn.

Many year later,  I wish I would have done things different that night.  First we would have gotten closer…and then I would have said to the guys, “Okay, but first, let’s make a plan of attack. That guy is really big.”

That’s what a “man” would have said– but I wasn’t man enough at the time.  I was selfish, and choose to stay out of it.

But, we can’t do that anymore can we?

Can America “man up?” Can the women of America “man up?”

If each of use just tries to “protect” our own little small lives, we will lose it all.

I always wondered what happened to Vinnie. Not only was he a great keyboard player, but he was a hell of a man, willing to sacrifice his life for what was right, like our boys in the military. I think he would agree that we all must get involved to save America.

Obama is not going to stop until the American patriot is bleeding and dead on the ground. And the threat is big…it’s going to take a lot of big men to bring it down, and we not only need a plan…we need a “manly” leader.

History will give us one, it always does. Vinnie is still out there…I just know it…what we need is a little army of Vinnie Davids. The story of David and Goliath has given inspiration to the Jewish people….and we should use it now as an inspiration to America.

 Goliath was taken down once before, and we can do it again. All we have to do is decide.  

(That’s Vinnie on the right, behind me.)

March 14, 2012 Posted by | Angry Citizens, Obama, political races, Uncategorized | , , , , | 2 Comments

Obama Ignores Small Town America

Nobody Reports

Several weeks ago, the towns of Harrisburg, IL, and Branson, MO were hit hard by tornadoes. FEMA…has refused federal help due to the fact that FEMA doesn’t consider either town a disaster area.

Nobody Thinks if there were poor blacks in this area, FEMA would be there. Nobody also thinks, Obama doesn’t really like white people. He just puts up with them. What else explains this egregious action by our government?

That’s just my Nobody’s Opinion.

We can feed the world, but we can’t help our own. 

March 13, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, disasters, FEMA | , , | 1 Comment

Nobody’s Perfect: Sapporo Beer VS Bud Light

Nobody’s Perfect:

America likes to think it’s King of the World when it comes to advertising. But let’s compare these two beer commercials.

If you can, put the Japanese Beer commercial above on your big screen. It has 3D effects…

Then, compare the BUD LIGHT commercial, where the humor is in making fun of the American man.

Which beer would YOU want to try?

We fought a World War…and we defeated the Japanese…and then it seems the women took over. I wouldn’t doubt if some foreign company did this Bud Light commercial. WAIT…Bud is now owned by Belgian/Brazilian company: InBev.  Do you think that had anything to do with making fun of American man?

That’s what happens with globalization. Other countries can make fun of you while making a buck. Nobody Thinks the Bud Light commericals are very funny, though…let’s all remember that there are bad dancers and smelly men in every country…even Japan, where they make sure that their culture is glorified, even in their beer commercials.

Who won the contest? You decide.

(Thanks to Tom Beebe for the Sapporo commercial)

March 13, 2012 Posted by | American Culture, capitalism, Globalization, Uncategorized | , , , , | 4 Comments

What Happens After 12-21-12?

Nobody Reports

Are you thinking about building a bunker? Are you afraid that on 12-21-12 the world will end as we know it? And are you SMART enough to use that as a pick-up line?

Well, here’s the proof that the most you have to fear…is another four years of Obama….and if he is still President on December 22, we might all wish that it was only Planet X that hit us.

Enjoy!

March 12, 2012 Posted by | disasters, science | , , | Leave a comment

Obama Fears…Sarah Palin?

Nobody’s Opinion

What perfect timing. The weekend that HBO released “Game Changer” which was made by liberals to show their own ‘passionate and tolerant’  version of that stupid, narcissistic, religious, moose- killer Sarah Palin, came out—Obama released this video warning just how dangerous this “mother- not- ready for Presidential primetime” really is.

What does this tell you? Barack Obama seems to be afraid that Sarah Palin will enter the race.

I watched “Game Changer” today, and if you don’t have the stomach for Marxist propaganda here’s the message: Sarah Palin is just a talented “mother”  who could NEVER compare to the Constitutional Lawyer in the White House because she— 1. Thought the Queen ran England, 2. Has the geopolitical knowledge of a first grader (At least she know how many states are in the Union) and 3. is JUST like Hillary Clinton and 4. Has too MANY children to worry about, poor dear, (subliminal message don’t have too many kids, it will mess up your career) and 5. Sarah lost the race for McCain because she ignored all directions given to her by the most wise and concerned political consultants that ever graced a Presidential campaign.

And most importantly, Sarah didn’t read any magazines, so because of her ignorance,  she lost the election for McCain.

OH…it goes much deeper than that, but you’ll have to watch it.

It’s beyond belief that the left thinks that the most important qualification for President is being able to site what magazines you read…and that tells you that they (liberals) all read the same ones.

Talk about dangerous.

McCain, played by that creepy Ed Harris, is made out to be  decent, caring, and honest (cough) politician—Yes— Mr. Honorable McCain was humiliated because of Sarah, and even DARTH VADER Cheney warned them all not to pick her.

So Nobody Knows what this means: Obama is scared…of Sarah Palin.  Really? No?  Go watch it…but …word of advice. Don’t drink or drive afterwards. Better yet…just go for the bee-bee gun: put up a few beer cans in the back yard.

Obama’s strategy is in full mode of attack— Tea party, Rush, Sarah,— any conservative that dares breathes the air of liberty in America.

This attack on Sarah, came fresh after last week’s attacks on Rush Limbaugh. While we all know that Nobody’s Perfect, Rush was not on his game…he played right into the hands of the left with his “slut”  remark. Every “creepy” feminist in the world came out screaming bloody murder about how poor Ms FLUKE was damaged. 

Note the word: Creepy. That’s what Bill Maher calls Rick Santorum. “THE CREEP.”

The President made a call..to sooth Fluke’s poor bruised ego, and then called Hamid Karzai in Iran to soothe the Afghanistan’s for losing 16 people when an Army sergeant went besert and killed them all, and THAN called the Iraq government to say how sorry he was to hear about the 58 gay EMO”S that were stoned to death.

Wait…he didn’t call Iraq to say he was sorry about 58 young gays being stoned to death? Nobody Wonders: Did ANYONE apologized for the stoning death of 58 young gay men?

Nope. But Nobody Reports there definitely was not an apology from Jane Fonda, Gloria Steinem, or Nancy Pelosi, whose job it is to stand up for the rights of ALL women, (gays included) No, they were too busy calling for all advertizing sponsors of all right wing talk show hosts to discontinue advertizing on those right-wing, hate filled, talk shows–they even named names: Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, Glenn Beck, Mark Levin…and anyone who basically has a brain.

Limbaugh doesn’t just call people names,” they write. “He promotes language that deliberately dehumanizes his targets. Like the sophisticated propagandist Josef Goebbels, he creates rhetorical frames — and the bigger the lie the more effective — inciting listeners to view people they disagree with as sub-humans. His longtime favorite term for women, “femi-nazi,” doesn’t even raise eyebrows anymore, an example of how rhetoric spreads when unchallenged by coarsened cultural norms.”

Nobody Thinks the line “inciting listeners to view people they disagree with as sub-human.” is exactly what they are doing. Bill Maher, as everyone has pointed out, makes his living doing just that.

Jane Fonda and Gloria Steinem, two icons of the liberal feminist establishment, are taking aim at Rush Limbaugh in a bid to end the career of America’s most popular conservative talk show host. They just want him fired.

In another landmark case for free speech…The liberal creepy siren Gloria Allred has stated that Limbaugh should be arrested.

Well, let’s arrest all the men who have called any woman a slut, and throw all women who call men sluts in with them. Let’s start with the biggest pod of that category: our elected leaders.

Nobody Remembers that there was a time in the United States when if someone was slandered so badly and it hurt his reputation so badly that it effects their bottom line, then they could be sued. Ms Fluke has not lost a dime due to Rush’s mistake. Rush on the other hand, has the entire force of Obama out to get him fired, and can lose millions.

But Rush is Nobody’s Fool. Short of a “heart attack” in the middle of the night, Rush will not be destroyed.

Nobody Wins when the left attacks with the full force of Hollywood and now major corporations.  They are out not only to destroy the established conservatives, they are out to destroy America.

At the end of the movie there is a scene when John McCain gives Sarah Palin some advice. He tells her to not fall in with the Rush Limbaugh crowd–proving that this stuff is all well-timed.

 Obama is not scared of Mitt, or Rick, or Newt. He’s scared of Sarah and Rush. And that means, he is very scared that of the American people. One thing we can agree on, is we all want a major game change—this time, we should try to get it right.  Right Jane?

March 12, 2012 Posted by | Barack Obama, Marxist Propaganda, Sarah Palin, Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment

Nobody’s Email: The $50 Dollar Light Bulb

Nobody Gets Email

A few day ago, I got this from amfortas in Australia, who sends me the news sometimes before I wake up. I left in his comments, because amfortas, in case you haven’t noticed, has a wonderful sense of humor. (Thanks to amfortas)

*****

From the Washington Post

The U.S. government last year announced a $10 million award, dubbed the “L Prize,” for any manufacturer that could create a “green” but affordable light bulb.

Energy Secretary Steven Chu said the prize would spur industry to offer the costly bulbs, known as LEDs, at prices “affordable for American families.” There was also a “Buy America” component. Portions of the bulb would have to be made in the United States. 

Now the winning bulb is on the market.

The price is $50.

 Amfortas said: Wait, what? The $50 bulb was the winner? What lost? A bulb powered by the hoofbeats of unicorns?

 From the Conservative Daily News:

Dear Energy Chief Chu: You know where you can shove your $50 lightbulb?   

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 By DJ Redman

All of this idiocy and blatant government stupidity, (not to mention the theft of taxpayer dollars under the guise of a “prize”) is brought to you by Barack Obama’s Liberal-lunatic appointee, Steven Chu. Does America really want four more years of this Liberal-lunacy? Note. Should Energy Chief Chu not understand the title of this opinion piece, here is a clue. It involves a place where the sun doesn’t shine.

March 11, 2012 Posted by | energy, Uncategorized | , , | 4 Comments

Drug Lord’s Have the Gold

Nobody Get Email

Some of my friends have a sense of humor. They like to send me pictures of how much I missed by not becoming a lucretive drug lord. Here’s the best of just one drug lord’s heaven.

The money and valuables found in this one house alone, would be enough to pay for health insurance for every man woman and child in the USA for 12 years!

It is estimated to be approximately 27 more of these houses in Mexico alone. Not to mention the ones in other countries who are enriching themselves in the drug trade. These people have so much money, they make the Arab oil sheiks look like welfare recipients. Their money can buy politicians, cops, judges, whatever they need they just throw down stacks of cash and it is theirs! (Thanks to Pattie)

 

Nothing Like Jesus on Your HandleDrug Lord PetDrug lord stolen 'Art" Drug Lord BankDrug Lord POOL Drug Lord House

March 10, 2012 Posted by | corruption, criminals, drugs | , , | 1 Comment

Ugly Chair: Ugly Purses

Nobody Flashes

This is your ugly chair alert. Someone decided that a chair should have gold charms hanging off the side of it.

No doubt, they were denied a charm bracelet by their mother when they were a child. Maybe it was a boy whose mum didn’t think it would be very becoming for her son to wear charm bracelets. I try not to think about these things, but when they jump out at you, there is not much you can do.

Wait a minute. My own mother once deprived me of a charm when I was about five! We were standing in some store and she was waiting to buy something, and I saw this little tiny silver charm of a bicycle. It’s little petals went around and around as did the wheels and I begged my mother to buy it for me. She turned and said to me, “You know, there are so many children in the world who don’t have anything. There are little babies in Africa…STARVING and they don’t have any toys!” Yes, she used the old liberal “guilt” trip on me.

It was devastating. Not only did I know I would never in my life get to own such a beautiful charm, I also know my mother didn’t love me, and that I was trash for even wanting it. I didn’t eat for…the rest of the day.

Good God. My mother scarred me for life! Is it any wonder that I don’t like to ride bikes? (Nobody is hoping that her readers know she is having too much fun trying to blame her mother.)

Anyway, back to my rant.

Those dorky looking baby brambles on the legs also need explaining.  Just imagine, if someday the world is destroyed by a virus, which eats flesh, and leaves ugly chairs alone.

I’m not going there. Besides, who would FIT in that? Half of America couldn’t even try.

The world has way too many ugly purses and ugly chairs. And speaking of ugly purses, this one is not cheap.Those are real pearls. The skull–I must admit, is nice though. It’s nice that it has at least one redeeming factor.

So, dear reader, if you had to pick between the two…which would you choose?

Which is worth more? The gold charms or the pearls?

Don’t be shy. Just because I think they are both ugly, doesn’t man you don’t think they are really cool. I’m sure YOUR mother would have bought you a charm!

You know what? I don’t think those pearls are real—do you? And as far as we can tell…those gold charms are gold painted fishhooks.

 

 

March 9, 2012 Posted by | fashion, humor | , | 2 Comments

Obama Reinvents—The “Rule of Law” To “Rule By Me”

Nobody’s Notes

Well, it’s Friday, and the week went pretty much as we all expected. Super Tuesday announced Mitt Romney as the winner, only to have Newt send out an email, saying, “Wait a minute folks, those delegates don’t actually register until the convention!”  

So far, Mitt is winning.  And now we are wondering, who is going to be his VP? Rubio? Jeb? In order to fight for Mitt old mamma grizzly Barbara Bush was sent out to tell all the candidates to quit being nasty. Behave children! And who is she to make any comment? It’s the one thing that we hate–our entrenched politicans think they are royalty. We’re tired of it.

I don’t know about you, but it annoys the heck out of me that the politicians use their “women” to say things they want to say. 

The one thing we do know about Mitt is that Obama has congratulated him on winning…but then Obama has also just congratulated Vladimir Putin for winning his election in Russia. Obama would call Hitler if he was still alive to congratulate him on winning—which brings me to what’s been on my mind all week:

The death of Andrew Brietbart. Many people who knew him personally, think the government could have “assassinated” him, which, If Obama considered him a ‘threat” to the country, would have been perfectly legal for him to do. (He made sure he got that law made.) Looking at it from Obama’s point of view, Andrew could have killed his reelection run, and since he thinks he is the only one who can save America, in his mind, Andrew would be a “threat” to the country.

Nobody has ever deemed the sudden deaths of very famous people beyond speculation that they could have been assassinated because they were threats to whomever would have benefitted from their demise..in fact, I think it’s actually logical to think so, with all the power and trillions involved.

First JFK: Who benefited? LBJ

Princess Diana:  Who benefited? Prince Charles, who then was free to marry his true love.

JFK Jr: Who benefitted? The Clintons.

Andrew Brietbart:  Who benefitted? Obama

The sad part is…whatever journalist who even dares to look into the real true facts of the matter are shut down. Google sends them to the basement. Once all books are online…most of that will be hard to find.

Nobody Thinks:  If something happens to Alex Jones, then we can all stop speculating.

Nobody is also bothered by the fact that Obama wants a homegrown police force right here in our country. (see video) This civilian army is completely un-American. That’s Russia…China, that’s not us.

While Hillary and Obama were quick to embraced the Arab spring and the rights of people to protest, Nobody doubts that if they succeed in building their civilian army they would not hesitate to use it on their own citizens. Obama is taking a lesson from China.

China nips all protects in the bud, straight up. China spends more money on their state security apparatus, than on their own military.

This from the Atlantic:

“My wife and I were in China, mainly Beijing through February and March. In February (2011) a large number of the country’s human rights and public interest lawyers were arrested or detained or were disappeared in the style of Pinochet’s Chile. Once they were gone, people they might have represented and defended writers, professors, bloggers, activist of many sorts were arrested or made to disappear too.”

We haven’t come to that yet, but our political correct media is attacking good citizens with lies and vicious slandering every day. So far, enough of us have stood strong. But when they get their civilian army, it won’t be so easy.

Our “President” has also blatantly told us he will ignore Congress. Now we know why he put Panetta, in charge of our defense in the Middle East. He wanted a lawyer to protect his takeover of the Constitution. Panetta, who was just grilled by the Congress pretty much said the President can do what he wants, and takes his orders from the international community, not Congress.

Will Congress impeach him?

Nope. They should, but they don’t have the votes.

If a President makes himself King, what next? Now—he can kill anyone he wants without trial, he can start wars anywhere he wants, without congressional approval, he sides with communist dictators…could this president be what our founders feared?

A Manchurian candidate? And if so—who is controlling him?

Nobody Knows, but with half the people on the government dole, it’s going not going to be easy to defeat him. Can MItt?

At this point in time, I say we pray that Obama is defeated.  He is on track to become one of the biggest depots in History.

He becomes more dangerous every day.

 

March 9, 2012 Posted by | Obama, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The University of Chicago–Exploding Excretments

Nobody Cares

Sandra Fluke has done her job. So well in fact, that here we find another young student out to get some changes done…and  very important changes they are too! The toilets are exploding at the University of Chicago..yes, the school that mentored that hotbed of leaders that have graced it halls, and which have included: Saul Alinsky, David Axelrod, Carol Moseley Braun, David Brooks, Jon Corzine, Ramsey Clark, Ed Ashner, Paul Wolfowitz, Ahmaed Chalabi (Deputy Prime Minister of Iraq), David Rockefeller, and Indiana Jones–is falling apart.

And no one seems to care ! Exploding excrement, elevators that try to kill you, heating vents that burn and maine…and yet WHERE is our ‘President’ on this? After all, this IS Obama’s old school. This is where he met Michelle, who went on to be employed at the university, starting out at about $300, 000 a year. Surely they would want to help out their old alma mater?

Don’t they CARE about this poor girl? After all…if your hand falls on the heater at night, your medical bills alone will break you, and you won’t be able to afford contraceptives.

The cost of one semester at the University of Chicago is around $12,633, and that doesn’t include gas….so you would think that the university professors could take a cut in pay and fix the toilets, wouldn’t you?

Nobody Thinks—.there is more to this than meets the eye. It could be, the very halls themselves have decided to take revenge for the great evil that they have sent out into the world. If I was a university, and I knew the damage that had been done in my house, I certainly wouldn’t want to continue the trend.

I might explode a few toilets too.

 

March 8, 2012 Posted by | education, humor, Uncategorized | , , , | 2 Comments